English Quotes. 251-264.

251. the best way to walk each day is not by walking with nice shoes. but walking with God. walk not only by your feet. but walk with faith in our hearts.

252. in my life, i don't need to explain how much i love a person. it depends on them how they appreciate the efforts that i do for them to be contented.

253. God always plan the best things for us, sometimes we feel being left out. but actually God is saving the better one than what we actually asked for.

254. a special someone is like a wind. you'll never know what's inside their hearts but you'll always feel their presence and sincerity.

255. there are things that you don't want to continue, but you are afraid to end it. it's just like you don't want to EXPECT anything. but you're still waiting to WAIT.

256. never give meaning to a little act of sweetness for it might give you a wrong impression as well as expectation.

257. life is never about the people who act true in front of you. it is always about the people who remain true behind your back.

258. we don't choose the person we fall for. it usually just hits us like a bullet. at first we can't feel it. then.. BANG! we bleed.

259. i don't need someone whose perfect. all i need is someone doing nothing. and yet, keeps me falling.

260. never think that you are not good enough for anyone. always ask yourself if they are good enough for you.

261. the fact that you are here is evidence that the world needs something you have. your existence proves your purpose. and your purpose creates your potential.

262. every morning is a fresh opportunity to find God's extraordinary love. and the most ordinary place! don't forget to thank God for another waking moment.

263. the word "goodmorning" doesn't really mean, "gising na" but its in fact one of the people's shy way of saying "i remember you everytime you woke up."

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English Quotes. 201-250.

201. you can never own something that was never yours. learn to stop gripping on things we expect to last forever. so that someday when these things are gone, it wouldn’t take eternity just to let it go.

202. what will you do when you’re confused on choosing from two choices? simple. just “toss a coin”. it works, not because it settles a question for you. but while the coin is in the air, you suddenly realize what you are hoping for.

203. sometimes you’ll never know the true value of moment until it becomes a memory.

204. if you have a chance to take the moment that you know will be memorable, grab it. always think that the word NEXT TIME is always too far.

205. “if two people are meant for each other, it doesn’t mean they have to be together right NOW.”

206. simple thought: „no matter how many times you push the elevator button, it will not come any faster. not until the right time comes.”

207. pain is the fuel of passion. your problems are not punishments; they are wake-up calls from a loving God!

208. NEW SCHOOL DICTIONARY:

ALLOWANCE - force to go to school.
BONUS - the key to pass the exam
I.D. - alternative ruler to draw a straight line
STUDYING - causes sleepiness faster than a sleeping pill
UNIFORM - where you wipe your wet hands after going to CR.
TOMORROW - deadline
CLINIC - home of best actors and actresses
BREAK - most enjoyable subject
BALLPEN - device used to draw something on the desk
NERD - bestfriend during exams.

209. there are things in life that just never last. but the truth is, you never lose them until you let them go. life is about choices - holding on, holding back, letting go. some things do last. if you just let them. and if they let you.

210. you won't know how much someone cares for you. until you realize they don't care anymore.

211. "people say you never appreciate what you have until you lose it" fact is, "you appreciate what you have, you just never thought you would lose it."

212. the only thing you should regret is the thing you didn't do.

213. never feel empty when the person you love turns you down. coz not all people are smart enough to appreciate you. that's why stupidity exist.

214. "tears are the safety valve of the heart when too much pressure is laid on it." - Adam Smith.

215. what if i keep distance? will i be missed? will my worth be realized? will my absence by noticed? will it turn out good? or along with my disappearance and silence will the the end of everything? it's hard to accept that sometimes, the act of wanting some space leafs to a total end. but it's even harder when someone wants to feel significant and worth it but then lead to a closed book in one's life.

216. yes, sadness is temporary. but what hurts is, it attacks frequently.

217. today i cried for yesterday. but i felt ashamed, for i should be smiling for tomorrow.

218. there will be times when you try to be woo understanding, you'll end up being misunderstood.

219. i believe God would not give you the dream, or the desire in your heart, if he did not also give you the talent and abilities to make that dream come true.

220. i've always been afraid of losing people i cherish so much. but come to think of it, "is there anyone who will be afraid of losing me too?"

221. when you do things to please yourself, then you're growing up. but when you start doing things not for yourself but for others, then you're a grown up.

222. a lesson from grammar: the past will always be simple. the future will always be perfect. and the present will always be tensed.

223. church is not just a club of saints. a hospital for sinners. let's have a check-up today with the saving WORD. from the no. 1 doctor. Jesus Christ.

224. sometimes people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons, but because they just know that things will get worse if they will stay.

225. "E" is the most unfortunate character of all the alphabet. it is always out on "cash" forever in "debt" never out of "danger" and in "hell" all the time. but notice that "e" is never in "war" and always in "peace" it's the beginning of "existence" and the end of "trouble" without "e" we would have no "love, LIFE, heaven", or maybe "mE", right?

226. it's not wrong to miss the person you had before. it's just a proof that you're a good person in a way that they still care for them even if they left you hanging.

227. find out what makes you happy, and follow what your heart tells you. they may call you a foolish but a least you are a happy fool. and not a lonely-empty wise person.

228. do you know where does the word "STUDYING" come from? it actually came from STUDENT. DYING.

229. we make those people who care for us cry. we cry for those people who never care for us. and we care for those who will never cry for us. ridiculously ironic.

230. it's quite ironic that in life, the person that brings out the best in you and the one that makes you strong is actually your weakness.

231. accept that problems and troubles are part of life. God didn't promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, and sun without rain. but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way.

232. give yourself a lovely day. look upon what gives you joy. speak to those who warm your heart and remember that each new day is a blessing from GOD.

233. one day, the villagers decided to pray for rain. on the day of prayer everyone gathered and only one boy came with an umbrella. that's FAITH. when you throw a baby in the air, he laughs for he knows you will catch him. that's TRUST. when we go to sleep we can never be sure that we will still wake up the next day but still we make plans for tomorrow. that's HOPE. so remember to always keep the faith, know how to trust and never lose hope.

234. in LIFE, no two spider webs are the same. be proud of your achievements. never compare because your uniqueness is God-given.

235. the only person that deserves you is the one who will stick by your side no matter how much you mess up and the one who will forgive you mistake after mistake.

236. the art of being happy lies in the power of finding happiness in ordinary things. life does not force us to be the best, it only asks that we try.

237. an airplane on its return flight suddenly encountered a turbulence. oxygen started to be dispensed so all the passengers started to panic. except for one little boy who was playing with his PSP. they asked him why he was so calm and why he was not afraid to die. he answered, "my dad is the pilot." that's TRUST.

238. every tic-tacs of a clock corresponds to an action. when it tics something is done and when it tacs i hope you don't regret what happened in the tick.

239. note: anger is only one letter short of danger.

240. the secret of CLOSENESS is CONCERN. the secret of LOVE is SACRIFICE. the secret of HAPPINESS is GIVING. the secret of LIFE is GOD.

241. attitude is like posing for pictures, we pose the way we want to be seen by others. but stolen shots are better because they capture who we really are.

242. learn to appreciate what you have. before time forces you to appreciate what you lost.

243. learn to trust the perfect time, so that you may discover that all the pain found in waiting has a magnificent and awesome purpose.

244. appreciate those people who find TIME for you in their busy schedule.

245. happy is the person who does not show hatred over what is lost. but instead, shows gratefulness over what is left.

246. when two people wanted to be together, it means they love each other. but when two people wanted to be just friends, it's because they're too much in love with each other that there's no need for a commitment to stay closer!

247. time is the most playful element because it lengthens the minutes when you wait. and rushes the hours when you enjoy the moments.

248. the greatest tragedy of life is not death. the greatest tragedy of life is what we allow to die inside of us while we live.

249. tears are one of the most meaningful liquids. want to know why? it is because out of the many liquids in the world, only tears can explain the real meaning of pain.

250. always tell someone how you feel. mean what you say and say what you mean even when it's hard. opportunities are lost in a blink of an eye while regrets can last a lifetime.

English Quotes. 151-200.

151. If people say something bad against you, judge you as if they know you, don’t get affected, just think think. That the dog doesn’t bark if he knows the person.

152. Better not to mind the thing that depresses you, cause it only makes you weak inside and out. There’s a lot of things you can give your time into. Don’t get stuck with the thing that ruins your day. Smile and be happy! Life is too short to be wasted on crap.

153. As i grow old, my realization about life become deeper. Problems get bigger. Situations become more complicated. Sometimes I wish I could go back. Back to the time when the only woman in my life was my mom. And my only bestfriend was my dad. And any pain could be healed by just a bandaid and a candy.

154. In our lives, things are not forever. Everything fades, like life, love, and fame. But when all of these fades a new one arrives. But whatever comes next, there is only one thing that never fades: “Sweet Memories”

155. Three Stages of Life: TEENS - you have all the time and energy but no money. WORKERS - you have the money and energy but no time. OLDIES - you have all the time and money but no more energy. ENJOY LIFE, and all the things you have at the moment because you can’t have everything all at once.

156. All suffering is caused by being in the wrong place. If you’re unhappy where you are, move.

157. Or lack of perfection should remind us that NO ONE has the right to judge another’s worth.

158. It’s morning again, get up and wear a perfect smile! Embrace the day, with sheer delight and thank the Lord for an added life.

159. Are you in love when you miss a person? A psychologist said, “No. It’s just a state of mind where you feel lonely and wanting to be with someone who appreciates you.”

160. Sometimes all it takes is one special person to help us look inside ourselves and find a whole different person that we never knew existed.

161. Albert Einstein once said, “If your mind tells something and your heart tells another, ask first yourself. Do you have a better mind or a better heart?

162. “Scientists have proven that human minds are linked with each other through neuron activities. So if you are thinking of someone all day long without any reason at all, that person is probably thinking of you too in any sense.” - Time Magazine (fiction to reality)

163. God answers prayers in three ways. 1. He says yes and gives you what you want. 2. He says no and gives you something better. 3. He says wait and gives you the best in HIS own time.

164. If there is something better than sharing with others the best of what you have, it is sharing with others the best of who you are.

165. The simplest way to start a day is not to think how to repay all the blessings we received. But to pass them on.

166. If there is one mistake in your whole lifetime that you can tolerate, it is when you are kind even to those who are undeserving.

167. It’s not the presence of someone that brings meaning to LIFE. But the way that someone touches your heart that gives LIFE a beautiful meaning!

168. If you don’t correct people when they upset you, they will never learn how to treat you with RESPECT.

169. A lie cannot be covered by another lie. As it stacks up one after another, things just get more and more complicated.

170. How would you measure your sadness? It’s not on the amount of tears you’ve shed but on how many times you’ve faked a smile.

171. It’s not always courage that’s moving people to stand up, fight and move on. Sometimes, they just don’t have a choice coz the truth is, no matter how wounded you are, LIFE WON’T STOP FOR YOU.

172. No one will make a lock without a key. Similarly, God won’t give problems without solutions.

173. There comes a moment each day when we must simply drop what weighs on us and hand it over to God.

174. Whatever situation may be, don’t ever be cold to someone you care about. Indifference and unanswered question hurts most more than angry words.

175. We can make the plans of our hearts, but the final outcome is in God’s hands.

176. Sad? You will later be happy. Alone? You will later have company. Crying? You will later smile and laugh. Why? Because according to Newton, “For every action there’s an equal and opposite reaction.”

177. Everything in life changes you in some way, even the smallest things. If you do not accept the se changes, you do not accept yourself. For through these changes brings new and greater things to you. Making you wish as time progresses. To avoid these changes is a loss. You only live your life once. Do not waste a minute of it avoiding things. Let them come to you, and learn from them. There is always tomorrow.

178. Why do people push on doors that have “PULL” signs on them? Maybe it’s because pushing just requires us to straighten the arm by relaxing the bicep muscle. Yet, pulling requires contraction of muscles, exerting more force and builds up lactic acid, inducing fatigue. That might be the reason why pushing someone away seems easier to do than pulling them to come back.

179. Hardest lessons and problems in life are also the most precious ones. Why? Cause they force us to face our weaknesses and fear. But above all, they unleash hidden strengths we never knew we had.

180. REAL happiness comes not in achieving big things but enjoying the simple blessings in life. coz in the simplicity of life comes the complexity of God’s love.

181. every “GM’s” has many reasons. it could be a blog of your daily life. it could be a way of awaring other’ consciousness. many say it is the easy way of informing your friends, colleagues, classmates or other. but isn’t it that every GM is intended for only one person? it is actually sent emotionally for only one person. and hopefully, that person would realize that the message is meant for him.

182. “you have to learn that sometimes it isn’t love. it’s just a feeling. a sudden feeling. and you just over-reacted.”

183. not all people who pass by your life are meant for you, some are for fun, others for tears, and most of them are just passing by. me? passing by? no. i’ll stay as long as you want me to.

184. we can’t be strong if God is not with us. we often forget his presence, coz we’re busy but still he is there to remind us how great life could be with him.

185. “one of the simplest ways to stay happy. just let go of the things that makes you sad.”

186. you keep on sticking to what you like. that’s why you never notice those who like you. sometimes you’re dying for someone who doesn’t care. while somebody is already dead trying to please you.

187. valuing a person is not merely seeing each other everyday. what counts most that somehow in our busy lives, we remember each other even just by saying “take care”.

188. fact in texting: kahit unli. ka pa at marami kang katext, tatamarin ka talaga kung. di nagtetext ang taong gusto mong makatext.

189. “we ask God to forgive us our evil thoughts and evil temper. but rarely, if ever ask Him to forgive us for our sadness.”

190. A positive attitude can make a normal day become great. always remember this little saying and you’ll be a happier person. “you’re too anointed to be disappointed. you’re to blessed to be stressed. losers let things happen, winners make things happen.!”

191. “there are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them up from your dreams and hug them for real.”

192. what really matters in picking your chocolate is not the sweetness, but its capability of making you happy no matter how bitter it could sometimes get. you can always crave for any. but there will always be that special chocolate that’s enough for you to get the rest.

193. a person’s most USEFUL asset is not a HEAD full of KNOWLEDGE but a HEART full of LOVE, an EAR open to LISTEN and a HAND with a willingness to HELP.

194. “life is too ironic to fully understand. it takes sadness to know what happiness is, noise to appreciate silence and absence to value presence.”

195. i used to wish for the same thing. someone to love and who’ll love me back. BUT TODAY, i think i’m gonna wish for something else - the wisdom and maturity to realize that i won’t find what i want by looking for it. that i shoudn’t expect someone else to give me what i never gave myself. that i’m NOT a half, waiting to be made whole. and even if that special person never comes along, i’ll be just fine. PROMISE.

196. sometimes it’s better not to ask questions, so that we won’t be hurt by the stupid answers.

197. don’t let your learning lead to knowledge, let learning lead to action.

198. “one step back does not mean defeated, it just means that you will take the same step forward again. but wiser.”

199. why do stars show up at night? actually, they don’t just show up at night. there are stars at daytime. even wonder why you don’t seem to notice them? coz during the day, the sun is everything to you. and only when your sun doesn’t shine anymore will you notice the thousand little stars who were there for you all along.

200. God has given us two gifts: one is choice and another is chance. choice is to select a good one and chance is to have the best one.

English Quotes. 101-150.

101. things happen with valid reasons. if you doubt why something happens to you, stick to this: “We can never learn to be strong if the only thing in this world is joy.” in short, welcome bullshits once in a while.

102. i used to think that God’s gifts were on shelves one above the other. the older we get and the taller we grow, the easier we can reach them. but now, i realize that God’s gifts are on shelves one beneath the other. the lower we stop, the more we get. it is the good deeds we do, the kind words we speak, the love we give and the humility we show that helps us stop down to find our real treasures.

103. prayer is the most powerful weapon against sorrows. the most effective medicine against trials and the most valuable gift to someone who is nice.

104. closeness resides in the heart, so no matter how far and busy we are, you would always be remembered and cared.

105. stupid flirtings and infatuations may lead to major disaster. because somewhere between these stupid jokes, falling in love becomes true.

106. pretentious people are just like cross stitches at the front, but twisted and messed up at the back.

107. i’m not bound to be stupid. i have the power to make right choices. its just that sometimes i choose to be stupid, for me to feel a little bit of what they call HAPPINESS.

108. God has a reason for allowing things to happen. we may never understand his wisdom but we simply have to trust His will.

109. a miner struck gold and carried his bag of nuggets everywhere he went. when he died, an angel from heaven asked him why he was carrying asphalt. “this in not asphalt, it’s gold.” he replied. the angel said, “on earth it’s called gold but here in heaven we use it to pave our streets.” - Rev. 21:21. What we value the most here on earth may not be worth a cent in heaven.

110. always remember. the longer you stay with the things you don’t really enjoy, equates to every moment you lose with what could be a happy life. happiness is indeed a choice. Just make sure you’re not trying to be happy with something you shouldn’t be.

111. A simple lesson from the cartoon Spongebob Squarepants: Squidward: Why do it today there’s still tomorrow? Mr. Krabs: You’ll do it today coz today is yesterday’s tomorrow.

112. If it takes great courage to stand and fight for something, sometimes it takes even greater courage to just walk away and leave things behind.

113. The true color of my personality only comes our for those who are only true to me. It’s not about being FAKE, but it’s about being comfortable to whom I’m with.

114. A NAUGHTY THOUGHT: If you don’t want to see me smoking, then you should better find a way to make my lips busy!

115. Sometimes I wish I wasn’t even born. Just not to ruin someone else life.

116. Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master. Had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher. Had no medicines, yet they called Him Healer. Had no army, yet Kings feared Him. He won no military battles, yet He conquered the WORLD. He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him. He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today. Feel honored to serve such a Leader.

117. Be a person full of love and life. stay simple yet happy. When things go wrong, don’t go blue. Just say, “I will get thru” remember, GOD LOVES YOU!

118. Being kind is much more important than being right. For sometimes what a person needs is not a brilliant mind that speaks, but a patient heart that listens.

119. The best feeling in the world is realizing that you are perfectly happy even without the things you thought you needed the most.

120. It’s a beautiful day. Just ask God for: BMW - bless my work. bestow me wisdom. be my way. Have an inspiring and fruitful day for His glory!

121. Parable of the pencil. The pencil maker took the pencil aside just before putting him into the box. “There are five things you need to know to be the best pencil you can be.” the maker said. One, you will be able to do many things, but only if you allow yourself to be held in someone’s hand. Two, you will experience painful sharpening but you’ll need it to become a better pencil. Three, you will be able to correct any mistakes you might make. Four, the most important will always be what is inside you. And five, on every surface you are used on, you must leave your mark. No matter what the condition is, you must continue to write. The pencil promised to remember and went into the box with purpose on its box.

122. I’m dreaming unrealistically. The cause is I want fictional things to happen. Unfortunately, I hate my reality. Can’t even find a right way for acceptance. That’s the hardest part living in this world. That not all the time there’s satisfaction. Oftenly uncontentment.

123. Try a thing you haven’t done three times. Once, to get over the fear of doing it. Twice, to learn how to do it. And a third time, to figure out whether you like it or not.

124. When some things go wrong, take a moment to thank God for the many more things that are still going right.

125. Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else. Yet, you are the one who gets burned.

126. One day, a blind boy was sitting and waiting for someone to drop a coin so he can buy food. He had a blackboard beside him written “I’m blind, please feel pity.” Suddenly a man approach him and dropped a coin and erased what was written on the board. The boy realized it but ignored it. Later, he heard a lot of coins were being dropped in his can. After an hour the man came back and ask how he was doin. The boy replied, my can was full of coins, what did you write on my board? The man read it and it said, “Today is a beautiful day. But I can’t see it.”

127. I know that there’s a big chance that some people don’t like me. However, there’s even a bigger chance that I DON’T CARE.

128. An ordinary girl once said to a beautiful lady: „Yes, you got the perfect looks, you got the perfect curves. But what’s the use of your so-called “beauty”, when no man takes you seriously?”

129. The greatest gift you can give to someone is your TIME. Because it’s like giving a portion of your life that you can never get back.

130. Don’t deny yourself of the things you want, because what is denied, becomes strongly desired.

131. Even if someone is too numb to feel you. Or too insensitive to notice you. You still choose to stay. Because beyond what others see in that person, you feel that tiny chance to maybe, if you gold a little bit tighter, he/she will learn to appreciate your worth.

132. God said. “If you never felt pain, how would you know I’m a Healer? If you never felt sadness, how would you know I’m a Comforter? Child, life is perfect. would you still know Me?

133. Opinions are like wrist watches. Everyone’s watch shows a different time from others. But, everyone believes that their time is correct.

134. Blessed is the person who understands the reason for praying is not to have all we want. But to thank God for all He has given us.

135. God is a friend who is close beside us. Everytime we’re feeling lost, His light will surely guide us, and anywhere we go His love will always reach us!

136. As much as you want to plan your life, it has a way of surprising you with unexpected things that will make you happier than you originally planned.

137. There are things that you don’t want to think of, but you can’t even forget. There are things that you don’t want to continue, but you are afraid to end. It’s just like you don’t want to expect anything, but you’re still willing to wait.

138. Life is an undying cycle. It is a battle of survival. If you quit, they you’re a loser. If you fall, then you stood up. If you keep on complaining about the miseries of your life, nothing will happen. God doesn’t throw stones that we cannot catch. Live him Him and everything will turn out good.

139. There are some things in life that are just not worth rushin. Especially, something that you wish would last FOREVER.

140. Letting other things happen doesn’t mean you give up. It’s simply knowing that beyond risking, sometimes it falls perfectly after waiting.

141. If you are happy, don’t even bother to analyze why. Just feel it while it lasts.

142. Nothing starts easy. Everything begins at some level of difficulty. Even waking up requires certain effects. But one thing beautiful about life is “the fact that what is most difficult” is also “the most satisfying”

143. All things in this world are temporary. If they are going well, enjoy. They won’t last forever. If they go wrong, don’t worry. They won’t last either.

144. Waking up from a deep, long and relaxing. Sleep gives me the ultimate and lasting energy. To sleep again!

145. To realize the value of one year, ask a student who failed a grade. To realize the value of one month, ask a mother who gave birth to a premature baby. To realize the value of one week, ask the editor of a weekly magazine. To realize the value of one hour, ask the lovers who are waiting to meet. To realize the value of one minute, ask a person who missed the train. To realize the value of a second, ask a person who just avoided an accident.

146. When you do things to please yourself, then you’re growing up. But when you start doing things not for yourself but for others, then you’re a grown up.

147. The word LIE is in the middle of believe.

148. The longer you wait for something, the more you appreciate it when you get it.

149. GODISNOWHERE. do you read it as God is no where? Or God is now here? Like everything in life, the way you see things always depends on how you look at them.

150. A soldier fights. Not because he hates the one in front of him. But because he loves those people behind him.

English Love Quotes. 51-100.

51. One day friendship and love met. love asked, "why do you exist if i already exist?" friendship smiled and said, "to put smile on people's faces when you leave them with tears." love asked, "well, that's what you do, how come there are still people crying?" friendship answered, "it's my fault, instead of doing my job, i end up doing yours."

52. it's funny to think that yesterday, you found yourself deeply in love with that person. then today, you find yourself denying what just happened.

53. the HEART is in the center of our chest but it beats at the left side. i guess that's the reason why the heart isn't always right.

54. waiting for someone you love is never easy. it may even be irrelevant especially if the one you love isn't aware that you are waiting.

55. learn to love the people who are with you at present and forget the people in the past. but thank them for hurting you which led you to love the person you have right now.

56. how i wish falling in love has traffic lights too. so that i would know if i should go for it, slow down or just stop.

57. never take someone for granted. hold that person who loves you most. coz you might wake up one day and realize you've lost a DIAMOND while you were busy collecting STONES.

58. technically, the hardest lie you can say to a past someone who found a new person to love is. "I'M HAPPY FOR YOU."

59. while walking down the street, i heard an old lady say "i've been in love with the same old man for almost 50 years." i was touched but then she whispered, "i wish he knew."

60. you know it's love when you've been saying goodbye for the last half hour and you find yourself still not ready to leave them.

61. do your best DURING the relationship. not AFTER the relationship. because efforts are no longer appreciated.

62. how come that the eye is the most amazing part of the human body? it's because a severe contact with another eyes can make you fall in love.

63. love enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time.

64. a sad story.. a bod had a cancer and he had a month to live. he liked the girl working in a CD shop very much but he didn't tell her his feelings. everyday he goes to the CD shop and buys a CD just to talk to her. after a month he died. the girl went to his home to ask about him. his mother told her that he is dead and took her to his room. she saw all the CDs unopened and she cried and cried a lot because she kept her own love letters inside the CD packs, she also loved him.

65. we may love the wrong person and cry for the wrong reason. but no matter how things go wrong, one thing is sure, MISTAKES help us to find the right PERSON.

66. the HEART hides what you can't say. but the EYES say what you try to hide.

67. don't be contented with a beating heart. let your heart beat for a reason.

68. love is like a game of trial and error. the time span of a relationship was the trial period. when a relationship had ended, it meant that the one or both of them had erred. that was why people had to try and try again until they find their luck to win.

69. what's LOVE? it's when you find someone who didn't meet any of your standards and yet you say you've found the right one.

70. it's sad to miss a person who means a lot to you. but isn't it sweet to know that the same person tells you not to be sad because he misses you too?

71. the only way to see and know if the person really loves you is when you give them the taste of hell. yet, they still feel like heaven.

72. it's so sweet when a guy will hug you even there are many people. who can shout your name while saying, "i love you" who can kiss you though it's a crowded area. and who can promise to your FRIENDS that those things will not be broken.

73. if a person is SINGLE, it doesn't mean that he/she knows nothing about LOVE. in fact going SOLO is a lot wiser than being in a wrong relationship.

74. "when you look in her eyes and she's looking back in yours, everything feels not quite normal coz you feel stranger and weaker at the same time." - Spiderman.

75. love will die if held tightly. love will fly if held too lightly.

76. if someone loves you, there is actually no need to ask or beg for something you like or want to happen. because when a person loves you, that person would perfectly learn about what makes you happy even without telling what it is.

77. love at first sight: it doesn't mean that you already love that person were not pretty sure. it maybe just a strong desire.

78. "wherever you are confronted with an opponent, conquer him with love." - Gandhi.

79. one thing i knew was right. it was never wrong to let myself fall in love multiply times. with the same person, over and over again.

80. happiness is not found at the end of the road. it is experienced everytime you make a sudden turn.

81. it's easy to answer the questions, "are you happy being with me?", "am i important to you?", "do you love me?" but the hardest question is. "until WHEN?"

82. your sweetness made me happy. but it brought confusion because i saw you with the same sweetness with her.

83. if ever i would have to break my principles in love. i want it to be with that someone who made me cry so much but made me feel loved as much.

84. to FALL IN LOVE is easy. STAYING IN LOVE is a challenge. LETTING GO is the hardest part. and MOVING ON is a damn suicide.

85. if i had to choose between loving you and breathing, i would use my last breath to say I LOVE YOU.

86. before, in all the fairy tales. the prince will fall in love with the princess. and the prince will fight the witch, the dragosn and all the other monsters to have his princess. but nowadays, the prince would simply make the princess fall deeply in love with him. and the princess would do all the fighting. i think that is the reason why, fairy tales only exist. "once upon a time."

87. know the difference between loyal and faithful? a faithful person don't have time to get attracted with others. my attention is exclusively for the only one i love. a loyal person still gets attracted to others, appreciats beauty. flirt in some ways. but at the end of the day, a loyal person knows where heart he belongs.

88. i'm jealous of people getting close to you. especially when you show them your care. it's not that i'm being selfish or possessive, i'm just scared you'll be happy with them and forget about me.

89. love is worth fighting for but not dying for. kaya si romeo and juliet? TANGA.

90. LOVE. a form of amnesia when a girl forgets there are 1.2 BILLION other guys in the world.

91. LOVE is a gift, not an obligation, follow your heart and always trust the person you love.

92. do not say "i love you" instead say, "i have been loving you." present perfect progressive. done in the past, continuing in the future.

93. girls have innumerable crushes but their hearts only belong to one guy.

94. special soeone is like a wind. you'll never know what's inside their hearts but you'll always feel their presence and sincerity.

95. the hardest in life is isn't finding the one you love. it's making the one you love, love you back.

96. why will you ruin the beautiful and innocent petals of a flower if you know from the start that he loves you not?

97. two teardrops were floating down the river. one teardrop said the the other, "i'm the teradrop of a girl who loved a man and lost him. who are you?" .. "i'm the teardrop of the man who regret letting a girl go."

98. you will never realize how much you care about a person until the thought of that person being with someone else is enough to break your heart.

99. a lifetime thought: always try your best to get whatever you love. otherwise, you will be forced to love whatever you get.

100. love is like letting a blid person drive your car. you know that he would crash it sooner or later yet, you still give the damn keys.

English Cheesy Lines / Banat. 51-91.

51. still waiting for the one you love? just wait a little longer. i'm on my way!

52. if i never met you, i wouldn't like you. if i didn't like you, i wouldn't love you. if i didn't love you, i wouldn't miss you. but i did, i do, and i will.

53. i'm not a jealous person. i am just a girl. a simple girl that, would love to break the neck of those bitches who flirts around my guy.

54. the day i met you. was the day. you met me too.

55. girl: i heard magaling ka daw sa ALGEBRA?
boy: well, medyo. bakit?
girl: can you please substitute my 'X', without asking 'Y'?

56. of all the drinks i have tried, i'd compare you to a cup of coffee. a little bitter, a little sweet. but oh. so HOT!

57. i don't care how many lips you have kissed. how many shoulders you have embraced, and how many time you've said ILOVEYOU. all i care is not to be the FIRST. but to be your LAST.

58. ratio of a good relationship.
rich bf: happy gf
smart gf: under bf
handsome bf: problematic gf
beautiful gf: proud bf
athletic bf: so many gf
luckiest bf: si ALENA ang gf! :P

59. MISS ME or HATE ME, both are in my favor. if you miss me, i'm in your HEART. if you hate me, i'll always be in your MIND.

60. i'm gonna put some super glue on my hands. so i can hold you forever.

61. extreme BAD LUCK: i want to kiss the most beautiful, attractive, charming and sweet person in the world. but my lips can't touch my cheek!

62. "abcd... z" the man who invented alphabets was a genius. but he made silly mistake by keeping "U" and "I" in a long distance.

63. a short conversation:
g: if i'll be your gf, please stop smoking.
b" okay!
g: and drinking too.
b: ayt!
g: also, going to the club at night.
b: yes!
g: what else can you stop?
b: the idea of courting you, i guess?

64. guy: i don't like you wearing that dress.
girl: ok.
guy: you'll wear a very very long dress next time, understand?
girl: (am i a nun?) ok fine.
guy: with a veil.
girl: (angry)
guy: wearing this ring.
girl: (speechless)

65. i don't feel sad when i see my ex flirting with someone. come on! i'm generous! i share my USED toys to poor children.

66. g: are you thinking of me?
b: well, i'm not thinking of you. coz i'm badly thinking of us.. together.

67. someone said to me, I LOVE YOU! i sneezed, i replied, "sorry, but i'm allregic to lies."

68. i believe that time is gold. but i have no time. therefore, i have no gold.

69. how can i feel sad if everytime i try to feel like that, GOD is always giving me reasons to smile.

70. nobody could ever make me smile for no apparent reasons. except for the one who's on my mind right now.

71. eveyone's calling me "BITCH" bitch is a dog. dog barks. barks are on trees. trees are part of nature. nature is beautiful. so thanks for the compliment.

72. in a petshop. customer talking to a parrot. "hoy! can you speak ha? can you speak?! bobo!"
parrot: "yes, i can! ikaw? can you fly ha, can you fly!? gago!"

73. if you don't know the ansert to an exam. just write ETC. it's not etcetera. it's actually an acronym for "end of thinking capacity."

74. boy: can i call you mine?
girl: that's not my name. i'm YOURS!

75. why pollute my precious body with unnecessary drugs, when all i need is your desire to make me high.

76. famous break up lines:
"i just realized that i don't want to be attached." (duh? staple remover, gusto mo?)
"i'm confused, i need time to find myself." (eto worldmap, go find yourself.)
"we're too different from each other." (kasi nga, tao ako at hayop ka!)
"you're too immature for me." (oo, alam ko namang gurang ang gusto mo e.)
"kung talagang tayo, kahit saang sulok ng mundo magtatagpo tayo." (hello?! walang sulok ang mundo. bilog ang mundo! bilog!)

77. HER to him: i hate it when you act like i don't mean anything to you.
HIM to her: and i hate it when you act like you don't know that you mean everything to me.

78. last night, i was given two choices by an angel. either to have a good memory or to have you. and i just can't remember what i chose.

79. boy: uy, wondergirls ka ba?

girl: huh? bakit?

boy: cause i want nobody, nobody but you.

girl: ah. hehe. sorry. 2ne1 ako eh.

boy: bakit?

girl: cause i don't care eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.

80. gf and bf walking around the mall when a flirt came rushing towards them.

flirt: hi handsome. i'm *insert name here*. and you are?

bf: i'm hers. =)

81. time can heal the pain. is my clock broken??

82. to call you my own is the sweetest dream i know.

83. when you love someone, fight for it. but if that someone loves somebody else, be a soldier. KILL THEM BOTH.

84. girl: i wanna end our relationship. i'm going to return to you everything you gave me.

boy: okay, then. let's start with the kisses. ^-^

85. "i tried my best to wait for you, i've shouted too loud, you didn't even respond to my call. now, you want me to go back?" - magtataho.

86. it takes more than a million people to complete the world. but it only takes HIM to complete mine.

87. life is a matter of choice. you can be a doctor who saves lives. a lawyer who defends lives. a soldier who protects lives. or just be yourself, and be my life.

88. they're only POWERFUL when you got your BACK turned.

89. i don't need to remind you everyday of how much i love you. it's up to you kn how long you will remember.

90. "ui!" .. hearing the word "ui" is so relaxing to our ears. proving that "u" and "i" sounds perfect for each other.

91.

English Quotes. 51-100.

51. you keep on sticking to what you like. that’s why you never notice those who like you. sometimes you’re dying for someone who doesn’t care. while somebody is already dead trying to please you.

52. valuing a person is not merely seeing each other everyday. what counts most that somehow in our busy lives, we remember each other even just by saying “take care”

53. let’s appreciate life itself even if it is not perfect. contentment is not fulfillment of what we wish for, but appreciation of what God has given us.

54. remember that life’s most treasured moments often come unannounced.

55. time alone can prove the worth of a person as time goes by. we lose the wrong ones and keep the best because true people stay when all the rest are gone.

56. everything that you lose has its own way of returning back to you, the funny thing is, its not always the way you expect it, sometimes its even more.

57. we are still masters of our fate. we are still captains of our souls.

58. “sometimes all it takes is one special person to help us look inside ourselves and find a whole different person that we never knew existed.”

59. most smiles are started by another smile.

60. sometimes, the world seems so empty. even if only one person is only missing,.

61. life is like a game of cards. the hand that is dealt your represents determinism. the way you play it is free will.

62. i admit some people hate me for who i am. my attitude, my expressions, my style, the way i move. but before you judge me, try to be me. then you’ll know how it feels.

63. be careful in ignoring things you thought are just nothing coz maybe someday, you’ll realize that the one you ignored. is the very one you’ve been wishing for.

64. just when we think we already have the mental faculties of a mature person, unexpected events would occur that would make us realize, we still have a lot of growin’-ups to do.

65. act your age not your shoe size.

66. if someone wants to be a part of your life, they’ll make an effort to be in it. so don’t bother reserving a space in your heart for someone who doesn’t want to stay.

67. it’s never the tears that measure the pain. sometimes, it’s the smile that we fake just to show others we’re okay.

68. an inspiring act to bear in mind: mathematics may not teach us to breathe oxygen and exhale carbon dioxide, or to love a friend and to forgive an enemy. but it gives us every reason to hope that every problem has a solution.

69. the most important thing on being a grown up is to realize that you’re not there to please anyone. rather you’re there to do something good. something that makes us happy. something that could define your life.

70. they say life is touch and go, people will only be there for sometime. but people who finds you special will always find ways to stay.

71. sometimes laughing isn’t something you do for fun. it’s a relief when you have nowhere to run.

72. the secret of happiness is to make others believe that they are the cause of it.

73. the leaves of the trees just keep falling. lesson? it’s not always for us to our loved ones forever. most of the time we have to let them go. yet, we are still standing!

74. i believe God would not give you the dream, or the desire in your heart. if he did not also give you the talent and abilities to make that dream come true.

75. prayers are open line to heaven. no sim card to use. no low batt problem. no error, no charging, good signal and all messages were sent! make prayer a habit like texting.

76. when we count our blessings, it isn’t hard to see that life’s most valued treasures are the treasures that are free, for it isn’t what we own or buy that signifies our wealth. it’s the special gift of WHO WE ARE and HOW WE BECOME A BLESSING to our family and friends.

77. why can’t we love two persons at the same time? it’s the same reason why we can’t wear two different shoes at the same time?

78. i’m not looking for someone who has everything. i don’t want someone with money to buy me anything. but i need someone who has time to spent with memore than anything.

79. life gives you a lot of chances to have just as many chances to get it right.

80. wishes and dreams are sweet evidences which proves that not everything we want can be granted.

81. “sometimes you have to act as if you’re not there and really don’t exist to save yourself from getting hurt.” - ipis, nagpplay dead.

82. no one should let themselves get used to anything. give your heart a room for accepting that in this life, nothing really stays constant.

83. always have a unique character like salt. its presence is not felt but its absence makes things tasteless.

84. the world can bring you down. it can get you wrong. it can give you pains. and even wanna make you give up. but in the end, just look up and say: “God is with me, nothing to worry!”

85. never hate the times when you fall. there are times when you show the world that failures don’t define you but they’re what makes you stronger.

86. how great is our God? study shows that swine flu virus (H1N1 - influenza A) is acquired through air. ecologist says that the best way to clean the air is by the rain. you Filipinos wonder, “why rain in summer?” now you know.

87. the measure of a mature person is not how they prepare for everything to go right. but on how they move on and stand up after everything goes wrong.

88. when things get awfully tiring, seek for silence. most of the time, the loudest lessons are found at the most quiet corners of our lives.

89. how could you make a move to tell someone how you really feel if you already feel the rejection without words?

90. when someone throws you a stone, go ahead, find a hollow block to hit him back. it’s not all the time that you have to endure the humiliation and pain. sometimes you have to let the person learn his lesson in a HARD way.

91. sometimes we need to wait for a long time for that person. it might be a dream but a dream that you can make it possible.

92. sometimes you’ve got to tuck your feelings away ‘til it’s the right time. like stuffing coins into a piggybank for a bike you can’t quite afford. coz you’ll never know, maybe when you crack open that piggybank you’ll find out that all this time you haven’t been saving for a bike, but for a car. in God’s right time.

93. crying doesn’t indicate that you’re weak. since birth, it has always been a sign that you’re alive.

94. sometimes, being kind isn’t enough to win someone’s heart. we’re too ‘into’ finding that perfect someone, perfect beauty, intelligence and personality. then after the long search, we find ourselves falling helplessly with someone who’s not even half of our ideal person. we fail to realize that no matter how much standards we set, we’d always end up not with someone we want but with someone we can’t resist falling for.

95. never trust time to decide for you. yes it’s proven that time is the best decision maker. but sometimes, time makes its decision, a lil’ too late.

96. life is a battle of wills, not a battle of skills. so more often that not, the man who wins is the man who thinks he can.

97. when i start to feel that i’m not important to a person, i take the initiative to stay away. so when someone feels that i’m quite far, it doesn’t mean that i intentionally left the person. maybe i just felt that the person doesn’t need me at all.

98. being kind is much more important that being right. for sometimes what a person needs is not a brillian mind that speaks, but a patient heart that listens.

99. sometimes you need a second chance because time wasn’t ready for the first time.

100. if you keep God inside your heart, there is nothing that will come into your life that you won’t be able to handle. God is enough!

Tagalog Friendship Quotes. 1-21.

1. pag kasama ko kayo ginagawa ko lang yung natural. harutan, kwentuhan, bolahan, lambingan. pero pag tinititigan ko kayo ng di niyo alam, naiisip ko: "tung mga baliw na to ang dahilan kung bakit napakasaya ng mundo ko."

2. fake friends: hindi humihingi ng pagkain.
real friends: palagi umuubos ng pagkain mo.
fake friends: bail you out of jail.
real friends: sit next to you saying "we messed up, pero ang saya!"
fake friends: kakatok pa sa pinto ng bahay mo.
real friends: dere-deretso papasok ng bahay.
fake friends: will talk shit behind your back at ipagkakalat pa.
real friends: sasapakin ang mga traydor sayo.
fake friends: will ignore this message.
real friends: will send this to their REAL friends.

3. what if one day, kumatok ako sa pinto niyo? pinatuloy mo ako dahil may importante akong sasabihin sayo, dun tayo sa room mo para walang ibang makarinig sa tin. ng biglang nag-ring ang cp mo sa sala. nagpaalam ka sakin saglit para sagutin yun, at nangako kang babalik muli. pagsagot mo, boses ng kapatid ko umiiyak ang narinig mo. tinanong mo siya kung bakit siya umiiyak. ang sabi niya, patay na raw ako! na shock ka sa narinig mo. babalik ka pa ba para tuparin ang pangako mo or matatakot ka sa multo ko?

4. ang kaibigan di tulad ng pera na natutumabasan. na pagsobra, sinusuklian. pero lam mo ba kung saan sila nagkatulad? simple lang. "pag di totoo, di tinatanggap."

5. sa simula, akala mo, lagi silang andyan para sayo. may care talaga sila. pero pag may problema ka na, dun mo makikita kung sinong matititsa sa inaakala mong, "kaibigan mo"

6. isip bata ako. minsan seryoso. minsan sweet. misan wala sa mood. at minsan manhid. pero kahit magulo at pasaway ako, mahal ka naman ng "alena" na to!

7. pag kailangan mo tulong ko, nandito lang ako sa tabi mo. minsan sa kanan, minsan sa kaliwa. if one time, nawala ako sa tabi mo, don't worry. basta dala mo cp mo nasa bulsa mo lang ako. Ü

8. pag ako namatay gusto ko ko suot ko high school uniform ko. para pag dumating na ang oras na titingnan mo ko sa kabaong ko, gusto ko tumawa ka. habang sinasabi, "bangis ng tropa ko. parang cutting lang ah!" ;(

9. ang buhay magkaibigan ay parang nakasakay sa seesaw. pag wala ka, down ako.

10. ako raw yung taong devil. minsan lang mabait pero hindi nila alam ako yung devil na, dadamay sa’yo oras na iwan ka ng mga nagpapanggap na anghel mo.

11. dati, ang sukatan ng pagiging isang KAIBIGAN mo ay ang halaga mo sa mga kaibigan mong nagmamahal sa’yo. ngayon iba na. ang sukatan ay ang halaga mo sa. FRIENDS FOR SALE! magkano ka ba? :P

12. Hindi sa lahat ng panahon dapat mong isipin ang nararamdaman ng bawat tao. dahil sa ganoong pag-uugali, sasaktan mo lang ang sarili mo. kung AYAW, eh DI WAG! wag pilitin ang ayaw. ganun lang naman ang buhay. makikita mo, pag naramadaman nilang wala ka ng PAKIALAM, SILA MISMO ANG LALAPIT SAYO.

13. natural lang sa kaibigan ang mag-alala. natural lang ang maglambing sa kaniya. natural lang ang ma-miss mo siya. eh. ang ma-inlove sa kaniya? natural pa ba?

14. thank you pala sa pagtitiyaga mo sakin. sa pag-unawa, sa ugali ko at pagsakay sa mga trip ko! di ako makapaniwala, natanggap mo ang isang baliw na tulad ko. minsan tuloy naiisip ko. sira din kaya ulo mo?

15. once upon a time there was a boy and a girl who was best of friends. one day the girl promise to the boy that she would take care and make the boy happy always. then days passed by and the boy come to the girl sad and crying. the girl asked, "why?" the boy told the girl: "mahal ko siya at ayaw kong mawala siya. pero mamamatay na siya." the girl hugged the boy and said, "wag kang mag-alala. papasayahin kita." then after three months, they boy was shocked and surprised when his gf appear and say, "thanks sa bestfriend mo, dinonate niya puso niya para mabuhay ako at makasama ka."

16. "BARKADA" dyan ako natuto tumambay, umuwi ng late, mainlove, makipagaway at makisama. tas sasabihin nila, BARKADA BAD INFLUENCE? iba't iba man kami ng katangian, napahamak man ako minsan, lahat yan di ko pinagsisihan. dahil sa salitang yan, dyan ako naging masaya at natutong lumaban.

17. ang buhay magkaibigan ay parang nakasakay sa seasaw. pag wala ka, down ako.

18. sabi ko, "mahal na mahal kita" sabi mo, "alam ko yun" tanong ko, "ako ba mahal mo?" sagot mo, "oo naman, higit pa sa buhay ko" (napaluha ako sa tuwa) tapos sabi mo, "o, wag na iyak BESTFRIEND ko."

19. ang friend madaming definition. pwedeng stuff toys, candles, treasures, oh kahit ano pa. pero alam mo kung anong FRIEND ako para sayo? LATA = maingay man at least hindi plastic.

20. YOSi: pampamanhid ng naninikip na kalooban. ALAK: pampakalimot sa problemang masalimuot. PULUTAN: bumubura sa pait ng bawat pagtagay. SOUNDS: magpapadaloy ng luhang hindi naipagpatuloy. kahit bisyo man sila sa paningin ng iba. KAIBIGAN ko sila sa panahong hindi ko na kaya.

21.

* same as before. pasahan niyo pa ko! hehe. :D *

Tagalog Jokes. 1-50.

1. what is "due care"? "Due Care" daw yung tawag sa mga taong mahilig mag-joke. example: napatawa mo ko. "due care" ka pala.

2. Summer Job Opportunities~

Package 1: P5000/hr, enchanted kingdom > taga-tulak ng anchor's away.
Package 2: P7000/day, palengke > taga-lista ng noisy.
Package 3: P800/min, star city > taga-hila ng roller coaster.
Package 4: P900/min, quezon avenue > ikaw yung humps.
Package 5: P5000/hr, PLDT > ikaw yung dial tone.
Package 6: P9000/hr, post office > taga-dila ng sobre.

Pili na, limited slots only! :))

3. 1. 2. 3. READY, SING! Sampung mga Abnormal, nawala ang isa. hinanap ko, hinanap ko? kumakanta pala!

4. kung amoy putok ka, be proud. pinagpawisan mo yan eh. hahaha.

5. the Estudyante and Driver part 1.
E: mama bayad!
D: san galing?
E: E di sa kin!
D: (gago to ah!) san pupunta?
E: e di sayo! tanga!
The Estudyante and Driver part 2.
E: manong, bayad ho.
D: san galing?
E: e di sa bulsa ko.
D: hindi, san sumakay?
E: e di sa jeep niyo.
D: (loko to ah. bigyan ko nga ng kulang na sukli.)
E: o manong, bat kulang to? magkano ba Quiapo?
D: bakit? bibilin mo?

6. nakakatuwang isipin, halos lahat ng tao gustong mapunta sa langit. wala naman gustong mauna. ü

7. kagabi, habang nanunuod ako ng tv, tumabi sa kin si LOLA. ang haba ng buhok at itim na itim ang damit. malungkot, at may hawak na kutsilyo. kinabahan ako syempre. nakatingin lang ako pero kabado. nagsalita siya. "apo, bagay ba sa kin ang EMO?"

8. "ginawa ko naman lahat para sumaya ka. mahirap ba talaga makuntento sa isa? bakit palipat-lipat ka?" - TV.

9. Juan at Starbucks.
Juan: isang kape nga.
waiter: sir, decaf po ba?
Juan: tanga ka ba o sadyang bobo lang?! syempre de cup! bakit may kape na bang naka-pinggan?!

10. TATAY: anak, paki kuha mo nga yung kaning baboy kina padre sa kumbento.
JUAN: opo tay. pupunta na ako.
(pagdating sa kumbento)
J: magandang umaga! may tao po ba sa kumbento?
FATHER: ano kailang mo iho?
J: pinpakuha po ni tatay ang kaning baboy.
F: ikaw ba ang anak ni pedro? ang gwapo pala naman ng batang ito! nag-aaral ka pa ngayon iho?
J: opo padre.
F: ah, mabuti. ano naman ang kinukuha mo?
JUAN: KANING BABOY po.

11. Dear katropa, ang sweet ng gf ko ngayon. bago kami matulog nilalagyan ko niya ko ng plastik sa mukha. pag di na ako makahinga tinatanggal na niya. proud ako sa kaniya! kasi siya nagturo sa kin magtipid. kapag nga kumakain kami sa labas, ulam niya porkchop, ako ketchup. nakakatuwa pa sa kaniya, di siya nghihingi ng pera, kusa na lang siya kumukuha sa wallet ko. kaso hiwalay na kami. yung mga kaibigan ko kasi, siniraan siya. malikot daw kamay, siya lang naman nagpupunta sa bahay ko, nawala pa yung ref. inisip ko naman baka namisplace ko lang. tulungan niyo ko wa.

12. kung ang ikaliligaya mo ay ang paglayo ko. wag kang mag-alala, at lalapit-lapitan pa kita wag ka lang sumaya! Ü

13. MAGANDA ba ko? if YES, wag ka na magreply. if NO. i-text ang tagalog ng dinosaur, cake, roller coaster, toothpaste, calculator, remote control at aquarium. salamat!

14. kung may problema ka, dito lang ako. wag ka mahiyang kumatok sa bahay ko. coz i have three doors open for you. funda'door, mata'door and empera'door!

15. ANAK: nay yung gf ko hindi naniniwala sa langit at impyerno!
NANAY: pakasalan mo! padama mo sa kaniya ang langit, ako bahala sa impyerno.

16. girl1: sakit! bakit ganun siya? iniwan nia ako. :(
girl2: san ba dapat kayo pupunta?

17. “di lahat ng bumabakat, bastos.” - bilbil.

18. bf: tell me the truth, how many men have you slept with? gf: babe, i swear i only slept with you. yung iba kasi. hindi talaga ko pinapatulog!

19. promoter: misis, kapag pinaghalo ang surf at tide, bubula kaya? misis: aba syempre! promoter: mali! misis: bakit naman? promoter: wala pang tubig!

20. bakit mo mamahalin ang isang taong may iba ng mahal? sagot: para magulo ang relasyon nila. kung miserable ka, dapat miserable din sila.

21. (MAR ROXAS nakasakayu sa side’car) girl: kuya kuya! mar: ilang taon ka na? boy: si lani po 6, ako po 13. mar: anong pangarap niyo? boy: seaman sana! girl: ako po artista! boy: pero di ko na iniisip yan, kanya-kanyang kayod dito. walang maaos na trabaho, walang pambili ng gamut. mar: anak itabi mo, lagpas na ko!

22. bakit ganun ang pag-ibig? kailangan pang masaktan ka, magparaya, magpasensya, magpaloko! nakakabulag! minsan tuloy maiisip mo “ayaw ko na sa pag-ibig! philhealth na lang!

23. sa palengke, TINDERA: ilang tali ng sitaw? JOSE: 3x-5 where x=6. TINDERA: so 13, bale mura lang 5sin90 ang isa. JOSE: uhm. paki-convert naman po using arc tangent. TINDERA: di ko carry, tangent na lang. 5tan45, kung gusto mo mag-apply ka na lang ng reduction formula. JOSE: okay nap o, eto bayad, (x^2-4x+3)/sin3x where x=7. keep the change!

24. baby: love, alam mo. para kong lalagnatin. ano kaya iinumin kong gamut? girl: parang lang pala we, inom ka ng parang gamut para parang gumaling ka.

25. nurse: ano nasa isip mo ngayon? baliw: pamilya ko. (naawa ang nurse) nurse: asan ba pamilya mo? baliw: nasa isip ko nga! kulit!

26. mommy1: ano pinapainom mo sa baby mo?
mommy2: PROMIL, para sa matatag na pangarap! ikaw?
mommy1: ako EMPERADOR! para sa totoong tagumpay!

27. if Rustom is now “Bebe GandangHari” Piolo will be “Pauline GandangPapa” Sam Milby is “Samantha GandangDyosa” may nadagdag pa. Erik Santos is “Erika GandangDalaga” si BUGOY pa, as “Betty GandangBukid”

28. boy1: tol saan ka pupunta?
boy2: sa biyenan ko. boy1: bakit?
boy2: napagalitan ako ni boss kaya ako pupunta sa biyenan ko.
boy1: kaso bakit dun?
boy2: sabi ni boss go to hell.

29. NENE: nay, pinagtambling ako kanina sa school!
INAY: gaga! gusto lang nila Makita panty mo!
NENE: alam ko! kaya nga tinago ko sa bag yung panty ko eh!

30. naguusap ang mag-ama:
ama: ano ang pambansang ibon ng pilipinas?
anak: manok!
ama: hindi. mas maliit pa!
anak: fried chicken!
ama: hindi pa din. mas maliit pa at kulay brown.
anak: knorr cubes!

31. pedro: juan, may plano ako.
juan: ako din may plano.
pedro: ano?
juan: ang makinig sa plano mo!

32. first aid tip: ano ang magandang gawin kung unconscious ang isang tao? titigan. titigan ng matagal para maconscious!

33. juan: aray! bakit mo ko sinuntok?!
pedro: tinawag mo akong hippopotamus eh!
juan: last year pa yuna h?
pedro: ngayon ko lang nalaman itsura nun eh!

34. vote for me! for president. 2010. maglilingkod sa bayan, magpapatayo ng pasugalan. legal na drugs sa loob ng eskwelahan. kompyuteran para sa mga kabataan, at kapag ako ang binoto niyo pinapangako ko, lahat ng tambay may sweldo. mga adik pensiyonado. at ang mga lasinggero may sarili ng disco. "*insert name*" for president!

35. "matapos akong mabuo at ilabas sa mundong ito, ikaw lang pala ang sisira at babasag sa kinabukasan ko!: - itlog.

36. lahat ng bagay pag nahulog may babagsakan. if you fall from trees, sa lupa bagsak mo. pag sa stairs, sa sahig bagsak mo. what if you fall inlove? ahaha. sa kama bagsak mo!

37. nasa bangka ka with your ever plastic friend and your two timer ex ng biglang lumubog ang bangka. sino una mong ililigtas? yung bangko o sagwan?

38. "recharge? ... recharge? ... nasan ka ba anak?" - anabelle rama.

39. thought for the day: "ang bading na maagang nagising, kagabi walang booking!"

40. nagtanong si pedro kay juan.
pedro: pare, may tatanong ako sayo.
juan: ano yun pare?
pedro: paano kung nakapulot ako ng 30 pesos.
juan: oh tapos?
pedro: bumili ako ng burger na tig-18 pesos. magkano sukli?
juan: bobo mo talaga. simpleng math di mo masagot? edi 12 pesos.
pedro: bobo pala ah. eh sino mas bobo? ehdi ikaw!

41. kung bibigyan ka ng pagkakataong maging artista ... ano ka? sinuswerte?

42. teacher: pedro, late ka na naman!
pedro: late po kasi relo ko.
teacher: problema ba yun?! ehdi i'advance mo.
pedro: opo.
teacher: saan ka pupunta?
pedro: uwi na po. time na eh.

43. pare1: pare, may pilik mata kang nalaglag oh, wish ka!
pare2: sana magkaroon ako ng madaming wishes!
tshing! at biglang nalagas lahat ng pilik mata niya!

44. dear anak, naipadala ko na 50,000 pangtuition mo. pinagbili na namin yung kalabaw. ang mahal pala DOTA na kurso! wala na rin tayong mga baboy, naipagbili na rin namin para dun sa sinsabi mong project, nokia N95 ba yun? ang mahal naman ng project mo! kasama na din dun 7,000 para sa field trip niyo sa mall of asia. malayo ba yun, bakit ang mahal? isasanla pa namin palayan para mabili mo yung instrumentong iPod, laptop at PSP. napailaw niyo na ba yung pinagpupuyatan niyong sanmig lights? sana grumaduate ka na.
love, tatay.

45. juan: bilib talaga ako kay jose!
pedro: bakit naman?
juan: isipin mo, 10 siga. nilabanan niya! hindi tinakbuhan!
pedro: wow! saan mo nabalitaan?
juan: sa burol niya. :D

46. isang ina ang nagsilang ng napakapangit na sanggol.
ina: isa siyang kayamanan!
ama: oo nga! ibaon natin!

47. during exam..
teacher: iho, bakit puro "RED HORSE" ang sagot mo?
student: dahil "ITO ANG TAMA!"

48. lady: father, ang gwapo at ang cute mo naman. bakit ka pa kasi nag-pari?
priest: dahil ayaw pumayag ng magulang ko na mag-madre ako. nakakalungkot gurl! :D

49. intsik patay punta heaven, ask kay san pedro..
intsik: ano yan sa kabila?
san pedro: wala. impyerno. super init.
intsik: lipat ako riyan!
san pedro: ako benta ice tubig!

50. intsik at taxi driver..
intsik: magkano punta sa makati?
driver: ikaw lang ba mag-isa.
intsik: bakit ikaw? di ka sama?

Tagalog Cheesy Lines / Banat. 1-50.

1. Girl: May bagong unlimited a?
Boy: o? ano namang unli yun?
Girl: Ikaw. Unlimited ka sa puso ko.
Boy: WOW! talaga?
Girl: Oo! Bukas expired ka na. :P

2. bf: baby, hindi ka ba nalulungkot?
gf: ha? hindi. bakit naman ako malulungkot?
bf: eh kasi magisa ka lang sa puso ko. gusto mo ng kasama? Ü

3. aanhin mo pa ang damo, kung ang garden mo ay sementado? :D

4. kung kasing lakas lang sana ng stethoscope ang tenga mo, narinig mo na sana. na IKAW ang tinitibok ng puso ko. :D

5. "kapag alam mong may tao na nagmamahal sayo. suklian mo din ng tamang pagmamahal. dahil sabi nga nila. ang tamang magsukli, maraming suki." :D

6. aanhin pa ba ang ubod ng daming pamimilian? kung ayaw namng mamili? :D

7. boy: alam mo bang may iba't ibang view?
girl: huh??
boy: di ba may side, top and front view.
girl: tapos?
boy: alam mo ba ano ang best view?
girl: ano?
boy: LOView!

8. "kung hindi ka na masaya sa buhay mo, bakit hindi mo subukan ang buhay na kasama AKO?"

9. ang buhay natin ay parang isang masarap na sauce. maraming nakikisawsaw.

10. okay lang kahit nakakahilo. basta sayo lang umiikot ang mundo ko.

11. ui, asan ka? pwede mo ba kong samahan? forever?

12. anak: tay, panu po ba magmahal?
tay: eh itanong mo sa nanay mo.
anak: bakit po kay nanay ko itatanong?
tay: kasi ang nanay mo nagturo sakin panu magmahal.

13. a sweet fight.
gf: ayoko na talaga! dadalin ko na ang lahat ng akin. at di na ko babalik!
bf: hoy babae! may nakalimutan ka!
gf: ano?!
bf: ako..

14. "sana naging camera na lang ako. para ii-smile ka tuwing makikita mo ko."

15. two kids talking to each other.
girl: paglaki ko gusto ko maging model!
boy: ako naman paglaki ko, gusto ko maging. TAYO.

16. auko na sakin! ayoko na sa sarili ko! auko na talaga! pwde bang sayo na lang ako?"

17. girl: aanhin mo yang hagdan?
boy: huh? uhm, eh. aakyat sana ako sayo ng ligaw.
girl: hindi na kailangan, yumuko ka na lang.
boy: b-bakit?
girl: pakipulot yung puso ko, nahulog na kasi sayo.

18. pag may nang-aasar sayo, yaan mo na lang. wag mong pansinin. tawanan mo lang siya. pero pag pikon ka na talaga, nginitian mo lang at sabihin mong, ingat ka lagi ah? baka mapatay kita.

19. masarap ang walang magawa sa buhay. tingnan mo ako. walang magawa sa buhay kaya masarap ako.

20. "pusa ka ba?" kasi kahit ilang beses kitang patayin sa isipan ko, ilang beses ka pa din nabubuhay sa puso ko.

21. ako na lang magbabayad ng pang-enroll mo. basta ang pag-aaralan mo lang ay mahalin ako.

22. diba ang sabi sa commercial: 'HABULIN MO HAPPINESS MO' so panu, hahabulin na kita?

23. matalino ka diba? sige nga, sagutin mo ko.

24. "bakit mo pa kakailanganin ng relo? kung handa naman akong ibigay lahat ng oras ko sa'yo?" :)

25. pwede ba MCDO na lang itawag ko sa'yo? masyado kasing obvious pag sinabi kong. LOVE KO 'TO. ü

26. "itutuwid ko landas mo. para sa'kin ka didiretso.”

27. girl: uy, tikman mo tong cake, masarap to. gawa ng nanay ko!
boy: eh kung.. ikaw na lang kaya tikman ko? tutal gawa ka din naman ng nanay mo. :D

28. toss coin tayo. "pag head, saken ka ha? pag tail, sayo ko. :)"

29. boy: kung may business lahat ng tao bebentahan ko ng mura. ikaw lang hindi.
girl: bakit naman?
boy: tama na yung sayo lang ako nagmamahal.

30. b: mahal kita noon, mas mahal kita ngayon.
g: mahal kita noon.. maglaway ka ngayon!

31. girl: kamusta lovelife?
boy: eto, parang ikaw. HINDI MAGANDA!

32. alam mo bang SCIENTIST ako? at ikaw ang LAB ko!

33. gf na selosa: napaka'dami mong babae! sabihin mo nga sakin, sino ba talaga laman ng puso mo?!
bf: malay ko, ikaw laging may dala eh.

34. girl: sino ang pipiliin mo, ako o ang DOTA na yan?
boy: DOTA. /:)
girl: bakit? O.O
boy: DOTA kasi pwedeng paglaruan. eh ikaw masyado kitang mahal para paglaruan.

35. buti pa ang coke nabubuksan mo. sana pati puso mo buksan mo. para makapasok naman ako.

36. ako? di ako kagandahan pero kilala at asset ng barkada. matinik sa lokohan. sumasabay sa gagohan. simple mang tingnan, malakas naman ang hatak sa kaibigan. di gaanong kagandahan ngunit may taglay na karisma. "alena" nga pala. 5 letters, dugong artista!

37. bakit ka malulungkot na single ka? kung marami namang taken ang gustong ikaw ang kasama?

38. ang pag-ibig ay di hinihintay, di hinahanap at mas lalong hindi kusang dumadating. ito pala ay inaagaw.

39. habang andito pa ko sa mundo, wag mong isipin na "THE BEST" ang syota mo.

40. mrs: hindi ko na kaya to. araw-araw na lang tayong nag-aaway. mabuti pa umalis na ko sa bahay na to!
mr: ako rin sawang sawa na. away dito, away doon! mabuti pa siguro sumama na ko sayo!

41. sabi ng nakararami. ang lahat ng masarap ay bawal. so, bawal na ko? ganon?

42. alam mo? para kang pako. ang sarap mong pukpukin.

43. hindi naman talaga ako suplada. hindi lang nila tanggap na hindi ako interesado sa kanila.

44. boy: gusto mo ibloodtest kita?
girl: para saan? nurse ka ba?
boy: ahmmm. hindi. titingnan ko lang kung "type mo ba ko".

45. may batang lumapit sakin sabi, "gusto mo ng balde?" nagtaka ako dahil hindi naman ako nagiiigib ng tubig. tapos sabi ng bata, "sahod na nating APEAL mo, umaapaw eh!"

46. aanhin ko pa ang enervon. kung ikaw naman ang happiness ko.

47. ako mismo. ikaw din misko.

48. ako simpleng tao lang. kumbaga bigas, ako ay NFA. hindi kagandahan pero pinipilahan!

49. boy: sana naging bra na lang ako!
girl: hmp. bakit naman?
boy: para mapalapit ako sa PUSO mo.

50. boy: marunong ka ba mag-budget?
girl: oo, bakit?
boy: paturo naman, napapamahal na kasi ako sayo eh.