Monday, September 28, 2009

English Cheesy Lines / Banat. 1-50

1. i won't change him, just to fit my ideal man. instead, i'll just adjust my standards for him so that he will be my ideal man.

2. he want to be my angel. who guides, follows and loves me. But how can he be my angel? kung ngiti ko pa lang, nadedemonyo na siya! XD

3. do you belive at loce at first sight? dahil kung hindi, dadaan ulit ako.

4. girl: are you satisfied that i'm your gf?
boy: hmm. not quite, there's one thing i want to change about you.
girl: so what is it?
boy: your surname.

5. Letters start with ABC. numbers start with 123. life start at conception. learning starts at failure. but my love, starts with you.

6. "mabait lang akong tingnan." in english, "i'm just good looking."

7. pwede ba tabi tayo sa exam? coz i feel perfect when i'm beside you.

8. a kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. so kapag di mo talaga masabi, halikan mo na lang!

9. LOLO: laro tayo.
LOLA: ano?
LOLO: kahit ano, wag lang taguan.
LOLA: bakit naman?
LOLO: because a girl like you is impossible to find. Ü

10. if you don't want to see me SMOKING, then you better find a way to make my LIPS busy!

11. a boy listed: 10 reasons why i should avoid her and not to be with her anymore:
  1. 1. she's clumsy!
  2. 2. she laugh and talk so loud!
  3. 3. she's acting like a little child!
  4. 4. she may kill me in shame everytime i'm with her!
  5. 5. she acts like a crazy one even though she's not drunk!
  6. 6. she's moody most of the time!
  7. 7. she's so unpredictable!
  8. 8. she's so bossy!
  9. 9. she's such a nager!
  10. 10. she's not even my girlfriend!
i'm INLOVE with her. :)

12. no matter how strong we hold on still there comes a time that we suddenly fall. - lizard.

13. girl: you deserve everything and i deserve nothing!
boy: i am nothing. and you are my everything. do we deserve each other now?

14. If your crush keeps staring on you and you can't help but notice, just tell him/her this: "kalma lang makikita mo pa ko bukas. Wag excited."

15. When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart, when tears fall from your eyes, always remember two things. MAY ALENA KA! sila wala!

16. I may not be the one you'll choose to love and I swear it's ok, but trust me. I could be the best and perfect THIRD PARTY EVER!

17. Do you know who said this? "You'll never know what you have until it's gone. And once you lose it, you can never get it back." - SNATCHER.

18. A doctor can save my life. A lawyer can depend my life. A soldier can give me a peaceful life. But only man like you can give me meaningful life.

19. A guy asked a girl what's her dream wedding: "A wedding of elaborate elegance, a church filled with flowers and friends. How about you?" The guy answered, "One that will make you my wife."

20. Why is it that I must climb 100 mountains to get you. But all you have to do is SMILE to get me?

21. "If love is a game, I demand a rematch!"- banat ng di maka-move on.

22. If you wake up on a dark room with blood on it, don't be afraid because. You're inside my heart.

23. Trivia: Do you know that the word "pretty" has the same meaning with the word "me"?

24. If nothing lasts forever, would you be my nothing?

25. Me without you is like a sneaker without laces, a geek without braces and a sentence without spaces.

26. Boy: please whisper those three little words that would set me on fire.
Girl: okay. GO TO HELL!

27. Bagong kasabihan: "Pag iniwan ka ng mahal mo, never say die. Tomorrow is another guy."

28. I never dreamed of having HIGH GRADES. I just get them!

29. The best way to heal a hear that has been broken, is to kill that person who made it happen.

30. If you feel little bored, little sick, little sad, all lost. You know what's wrong? You are suffering from lack of Vitamin ME.

31. Meron bang course na BS Falling in Love Major in You?

32. I tried to be the sweetest girl for him. Unfortunately, diabetic pala siya. Kaya ayun, naghanap ng WALANG LASA!

33. Whenever I look at my palms, I wonder which of those funny, cute criss-cross line made me so lucky that I've met you.

34. There are only two times in my life I wanna be with you. NOW and FOREVER.

35. Wonder Girls may say, "I want nobody, nobody but you.." Then, the boys will reply, "I want your body, your body, not you!"

36. Am I a bad shooter? Because I keep on missing you.

37. Love is sweet when it's new. But, it is sweeter when it's true. And much sweeter when ALENA is with you.

38. If you'll ask me how many times he entered in my mind, I'll lie if I say many. Coz he just entered once and never comes out.

39. It takes more than a million people to complete the world. But it only takes HIM to complete mine.

40. Boy: Can I buy you shoes?
Girl: Why? I have loads of them.
Boy: It's just a way of thanking you for WALKING into my life.
Girl: Thanks. Wait, may I see the tag of your shirt?
Boy: Why? You're giving me another one?
Girl: I just wanna see is you are made for me coz I can feel it.

41. Boy: I'm invisible!
Girl: Nyek! Really?
Boy: Why? Can you see me?
Girl: Of course, I can see you!
Boy: Okay! 7pm, tonight!

42. A father said to his five year old son: "Did you know that the only word in the dictionary that starts with SU but prounouced as SH is sugar?" The son just smiled and said, "SURE?"

43. "Loving you caused me so much pain." - sabi ng teeth sa candy.

44. Guy: Hi. Didn't we go on a fate once? Or was it twice?
Girl: Must have been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

45. When I was a kinder, my teacher asked what I wanted to be when I grow up. I told her, "I want to be happy!" She scolded me and told me that I did not understand the question. I told her, "Being happy is beyond every noble profession that the world ever has."

46. Sabi ng teacher ko, kailangan ko uling mag-aral ng alphabet. Kasi, everytime I recite it I always miss U.

47. The most SELFISH line that I heard. But the SWEETEST line that everyone wants to hear from the one they love. "AKIN KA LANG HA?"

48. You're the perfect person that I knew. So sweet, so nice, always on my mind. So cute pa and very special! But there's something wrong! And that is, wrong send ako!

49. Science has proved that sugar melts in water. So please don't walk in the rain. Otherwise I will lose such a SWEET person like you!

50. If I could be any letter in the alphabet, I'd choose "V" so I can be next to "U". If I could be any note, I wish you're "RE" so you're always beside "ME".


miel reyes said...

hi there. got same lay-out here :) haha. nice page.

Anonymous said...

where did you get your layout? i like it ,esspecially the cursor sparks^^ . hope you'll hit me a reply . . thanks ^^

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