Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Tagalog Love Quotes. 1-50.

1. Bukas sana sumaya ako. Bukas sana di ko na maramdaman lahat ng sakit. Bukas sana nandito siya sa tabi ko. Bukas sana malaman niya na mahal ko siya. Bakit bukas? Kasi pagod na ko ngayon. Bukas na lang ulit ako aasa.

2. lagi niya kung sinasabihan na mahal niya ko. pinapaalalahanan na kumain. laging pinagiingat. with matching mwuah pa na pagkahaba-haba! bongga, diba? kala mo seryoso siya? tingin mo mahal na mahal niya ko? hindi ah! tinanong ko kung ano nagustuhan niya sakin, sabi niya. all around ka kasi we, "sarap mong bolahin, dali mong utuin, ganda mong paasahin at kayang kaya kong iwan." may kadugtong pa yan, "kaya nga ikaw ang paborito kong laruan!" :(

3. bakit ka mahalaga sa kin? siguro walang specific na dahilan. alam ko lang mahalaga ka. sa kin kasi isa ka sa dahilan kung bakit bukas gusto ko pa gumising.

4. kapag hindi ka mahal ng taong mahal mo. ikaw yung letter "E" sa word na LOVE. nandiyan pero hindi pino-pronounce. :[

5. okay lang na masaktan sa pag-ibig. parang gutom lang yan, lilipas din.

6. hangga't maraming babae sa mundo. wag mong isipin na nagiisa ka lang sa buhay ng boyfriend mo.

7. ang pag-ibig di puro sarap. darating ang time na kailangan mo ring masaktan. sabi nga niula, di masama ang maghintay hangga't marunong kang magmahal. pero di tamang maging manhid ka habambuhay.

8. boy: matalino ka di ba? bat di mo ko kayang sagutin?
girl: kasi nga matalino ako, at alam kong di ikaw ang sagot.

9. "minsan, para ka palang nagmahal ng pader. habang mas pinagdidiinan mo itulak ang sarili mo, mas nasasaktan ka. pero siya, di pa rin natitinag."

10. wag mong pakawalan ang taong mahal ka dahil mahirap siyang hanapin. maghanap ka man ng higit sa kaniya, darating ang araw na sasabihin mo sa sarili mo, "SAYANG" siya na lang sana.

11. sabi mo, lagi kang nandyan. sabi mo, lagi tayong magdadamayan. eh paano na lang kung ikaw ang dahilan kung bakit ako nasasaktan? paano mo mapapatunayan sa'kin na kahit ano mangyare, hindi mo ako iiwan?

12. masakit isipin na nagmahal ako, sa taong alam kong di pwedeng mahalin, di maaaring ibigin. subalit paano kita matututunang kalimutan kung, habang dumaraan ang mga araw. mas lalo kitang minamahal.

13. Mahirap pumapel sa buhay ng isang tao lalo na kung hindi naman ikaw ang bida sa script na pinili niya.

14. Ang pag-ibig parang sa text din yan. Kahit ilang ulit ka pang magsend, kung ayaw ka talagang replyan, wala kang marereceive.

15. Bakit ako pag nagmahal laging nasasaktan? Lahat naman ginagawa ko, lahat naman binibigay ko. Ganito na ba ko kahirap mahalin o. Ganito ako kasarap gaguhin?

16. Sana akin ka para di ka na umiyak. Sana akin ka para di ka na masaktan. Sana akin ka para lagi kang masaya. Pero sana, „Ako siya“ na mahal mo ng sobra.

17. Hanggang kailan ka aasa na mamahalin ka niya, na pipiliin ka niya at maniniwala na para talaga kayo sa isa’t isa? Minsan napakahirap tanggapin, pero lagi mo iisipin na di lahat ng mahal mo ay para sa atin.

18. Kunwari dictionary ka. Sigurado kahit saang page mo, hindi mo ko mahahanap. Wala naman kasi akong meaning sayo eh.

19. Dapat pag nagmahal, hindi iniisip ang sasabihin ng iba at hindi padadala sa sulsol ng barkada. Dahil ang pagmamahal sa puso nakikita. Hindi sa bibig ng iba. Na walang alam kundi kumontra.

20. Hindi masamang magselos, nagseselos ka lamang dahil natatakot kang mawala ang iyong minamahal.

21. Madalas tayo magmahal at masaktan. Tapos we would ask ourselves what went wrong. Sa ‘kin ba ang problem? Nagkulang ba ko? Di ba niya ako mahal? That’s why a Golden Rule in love was discovered. "Wag kang magmahal kung hindi ka handang masaktan.” A simple sentence which means a lot. And I think kung isasapuso ito ng lahat ng nagmamahal. After a break - up, you won’t feel bad because you’ll know it’s a part of being in love. So you won’t ask yourself questions without answers, diba?

22. Madalas nagkukunwari tayo pag nasasaktan. Sasabihin natin, “wala yun no!” Pero pag nagiisa na, di maiwasan iiyak din tayo. At ang masasabi lang natin eh, “mahal pa din kita!” kahit sobrang sakit na.

23. Totoo ba ang kasabihan na ang basurang itinapon mo ay babalik sayo? Paano kung ibinasura ka ng taong mahal mo? Babalik ka pa ba? O papatunayan mu na siya ang basura ng itapon ka niya?

24. TANGA /ta'ngah/ (noun):
  • 1. Taong ayaw magka'bf pero nagrereklamong single.
  • 2. Lalaking mahilig mambabae tas nagugulat pa everytime ayaw pagtiwalaan ng mga babae.
  • 3. Ex mong iniwan ka for some reason tas biglang magpaparamdam ulit after Jurassic years.
  • 4. Taong pilit na naghihintay sa taong wala namang balak dumatin.
  • 5. Babaeng ilang beses na niloko sa pare'parehong dahilan pero di natututo.
  • 6. Mag'jowang araw araw nag'aaway pero hindi daw sila maghihiwalay.
25. Pag nagmahal, wag humiling ng kapalit. Wag maghintay sa wala. Wag seryosohin ang biro. Wag umasang mamahalin ka rin dahil kung gaano kalaki ang inaasahan mo, ganuon din kalalim ang sakit na mararamdaman mo.

26. Ang pagmamahal ko sa kaniya ay parang ulam namin kagabi. Ubos na!

27. BREAK-UP LINES:
  • "mahal kita pero mas mahal ko siya." (magsama kayo!)
  • "babalikan kita, promise." (kahit wag ka na bumalik!)
  • "we can still be friends." (eto piso, humanap ka ng friend mo!)
  • "pareho ko kayong mahal." (wow! ano ka? magulang? at kami, mga anak mo?)
  • "i want to be happy." (lalo naman ako!)
  • "kung talagang tayo, destiny na ang gagawa ng paraan." (sino si destiny? ate mo?)
  • "you will find someone better than me." (syempre, worst ka eh!)
28. Alam mo ba ang pinagkaiba ng taong MAHAL mo sa GUSTO mo?
  • Pag tumingin ka sa mata ng gusto mo, namumula ka. Pero sa mata ng mahal mo, napapangiti ka.
  • Di ka makatingin ng diretso sa gusto mo, pero sa mahal mo nakikipagtitigan ka pa.
  • Pag umiiyak mahal mo, umiiyak ka din. Pero pag umiiyak ang gusto mo, pinapatahan mo.
29. "Hindi ka manlalamig sa taong mahal mo, kung wala kang nilalanding bago."

30. Diba ang hirap pag may mahal ka pero hindi sayo? Gusto mo makasama pero iba kasama niya. Gusto mo alagaan pero iba nag'aalaga sa kaniya. Higit sa lahat, mahirap pag alam mo mahal ka din niya. Pero di niya maiwan yung isa!

31. Mahirap pala masaktan. Luluha ka, walang ganang kumain, magkukulong sa kwarto. Ngayon, naranasan ko na kung paano masaktan. Pwede magtanong, anu naman pakiramdam pag nalaman mo na may nasaktan ka?

32. Minsan sa love mahirap din maglaro. Nakakatext then manloloko. Pero ang mas mahirap at mas nakakatakot ay dumating yung taong seseryosohin mo kasabay ng karma mo!

33. "Alam mo ba ang pinakamasakit para sa babae? Yun yung makita ang mahal nila na kasama ang ex-girlfriend nila."

34. Ang love parang sports yan. Kaya mo bang maipanalo ang isang laro kung reserba ka lang?

35. Ano ang best topic na pwede niyong pag-usapan ng mahal mo through text? Sagot: yung mahal NIYA.

36. Minsan pilit nating itinatago ang totoo! Kunwari, ok ka! Pero pag sinabi niya, "kami na" sasabihin mo ba na nasasaktan ka? You have no choice but to say the hardest word. "Congrats."

37. Papayag kang masaktan dahil mahal mo siya. Gugustuhin mong magtiis dahil nga mahal mo siya. Kung totoong mahal mo siya, papayag ka bang may kahati ka sa kaniya? Kahit na ikaw ang nauna?

38. Makakapili ka ng lugar na uupuan mo, pero hindi mo mapipili ang taong uupo sa tabi mo. Ganyan ang senaryo sa bus. Ganyan din sa pag-ibig, lalong 'di mo kontrolado kung kailan ba siya bababa.

39. Mahirap sabihin sa ex mong "hoy, miss na kita" Mahirap sabihing "hoy, ingat ka." Mahirap ding sabihing, "sorry sa lahat ha." Pero, mas mahirap sabihing "hoy, mahal pa kita. Pwede bang bumalik ka na?"

40. "Ang tenga kapag pinagdikit korteng puso. Extension ng puso ang tenga. Kaya kapag marunogn kang makinig, marunong ka ring magmahal." - Bob Ong.

41. Kung mahal mo ang isang tao, wag mo basta sabihin. Paramdam mo. Pero kung di mo siya mahal, wag mo na paramdam. Sabihin mo na lang.

42. Naranasan mo na ba magmahal ng PASAWAY? Hirap diba? Sakit sa ulo, kaka'high blood, kakaasar, kakapikon! Pero naranasan mo na ba mahalin ng PASAWAY? Sarap diba? Lalo na pag sinabi niya, "I LOVE YOU. Sorry na?"

43. Kanino ka ba dapat humanga? Sa taong iniwan ang iba, para mahalin ka? O sa taong handang iwan ka, dahil may mahal kang iba?

44. Ang pag-ibig parang imburnal. Nakakatakot mahulog. At pag nahulog ka, it's either by accident. O talagang TANGA ka lang.

45. Bf and Gf once played a game. The boy will write the things he like the girl to change. And the girl will write the things she like the boy to change. After an hour, they trade their work with one another. The girl started to cry while reading ten pages work of his bf. Then his bf also started to cry because her gf only wrote, "wala akong gustong baguhin sayo. Dahil minahal kita ng ganyan ka at tinangap ko na lahat simula nung sinabi kong mahal kita."

46. Mahirap magpretend na di mo siya gusto. Na di mo siya kailangan. Na di mo siya mahal. Pero may mas mahirap pa dun! Yung magpretend na "meron kang iba" pero ang totoo, "siya lang talaga."

47. Pag may nagtanong sayo, "bakit mo minamahal yung taong ayaw sayo? Madami naman iba dyan." Isagot mo, "Kapag nauhaw ka ba, iinom ka ba sa dagat dahil tubig din yun?"

48. Pari: Sino ang una dapat mag'sorry pag may hindi pagkakaintindihan?
Boy: Kung sino may kasalanan.
Girl: Lalaki dapat.
Pari: Mali. Dapat kung sino mas nagmamahal.

49. Gf: Love, kunyari tayo na talaga forever. Sino mas gugustuhin mo mauna mamatay sa tin?
Bf: Uhm. Syempre ako. Para sayo ako mauna.
Gf: Hmp! Selfish! Iiwanan mo kong namimighati?
Bf: Ay. Ano. Ikaw pala. Ikaw mauna.
Gf: So lumabas din ang totoo! Ako pala ah?! Gusto mo na ko mamatay! How could you?!
Bf: H-hindi. Ano. Uhm. Ehdi sabay tayo mamatay.
Gf: At nandamay ka pa! Sabi na nga ba sa hukay kahihinatnan nitong relasyong ito! I hate you! Break na tayo!

50. Ang paglisan ng isang minamahal ay hindi nangangahulugang hindi mo na siya mahal. Napagod lang ang puso mo sa mga bagay na dapat hindi ganun ang takbo.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Tagalog Quotes. 1-50.

1. fact in texting: kahit unli ka pa at marami kang katext. tatamarin ka talaga kung. di nagtetext ang taong gusto mong katext.

2. minsan masama ang eroplano. bakit masama? kasi pinapakita nila kung gaano kalayo ang lugar ng isang tao kahit nasa ilalim lang sila ng iisang langit.

3. “kahit nga words eh, kailangan ng space para maintidihan. tao pa kaya?”

4. marahil ay HINDI naman talaga siya suplada/suplado. baka hindi mo lang matanggap na hindi siya interesado sa’yo.

5. may pagkakamali na mahirap itama, mga pangyayari na di mababago. minsan, akala natin may babalikan pa tayo pero paano kung yung taong yun ay napagod na sa dami ng pagkakamali mo? paano ka na?

6. meron lang iilang tao dito sa mundo na pinanganak para magmahal ng seryoso. maswerte ka kung ang isa dun ay. inlove sa’yo.

7. klase ng mga naka-UNLI:
  • QUOTE ADIK - minu-minutong nagfo’forward ng quotes.
  • CORNY JOKER - panahon pa ni Rizal ang mga jokes.
  • SIMPLENG MANYAKIS - aatakahin lola mo sa green messages niya.
  • TIME WATCHER - kumpleto bati mula AM to PM.
  • DIARY FREAK - pati ata paghikab niya ginugroup message pa.
  • EXCLUSIVE ONLY - may special na katext kaya di nagrereply sayo kahit unli.
  • IQ TESTER - kung makapagtanong akala mo alam yung sagot.
  • CHAIN MESSAGE FANATIC - dakilang uto-uto.
8. maraming beses kang madadapa. bumangon ka man ulit o hindi, magpapatuloy ang buhay, iikot ang mundo, at mauubos ang oras.

9. Magtitiis ako para sayo. Ibibigay lahat basta kaya ko. Kakayanin ko ang sakit para lang sayo. Pero kung di mo pa rin ako mapahalagahan sa kabila ng lahat ng to, para sayo lalayo na ko!

10. Anumang bagay na nasambit na ay mahirap nang bawiin pa. Mabawi mo man ang sinabi mo, may malaking epekto pa rin ito sa taong nakatanggap ng mensaheng pinarating mo.

11. “Alam mo ba ang pinagkaiba ng mga bulag sa mga nakakakita? Hindi alam ng mga nakakakita kung kailan sila mabubulag.“ - Tessa/Teng, Kapitan Sino.

12. Hindi dahil mukha siyang seryoso sa sinabi niya eh totoo na. Kaya nga may konsepto ng ‘panloloko’, pinapaniwala ka sa bagay na hindi talaga totoo. Minsan, kung ano pa yung bagay na seryoso eh yung ang dinadaan sa biro at yung biro, siyang sineseryoso. Ganyan kagulo ang tao.

13. Wag kang matakot na hindi na maaayos ang lahat ng gulo sa buhay mo. Malay mo ginulo lang talaga yun para umayos ka.

14. hindi nagbabago ang tingin ko sa isang tao dahil sa galit o natutuwa ako sa kaniya. nag-iiba ang tingin ko sa isang tao dahil nag-iiba din kung ano ang ipinapakita niya.

15. “alam mo ba kung gaano kalayo pagitan ng dalawang tao pag nagtalikuan sila? kailangan mo pa libutin buong mundo para makaharap ulit ang taong tinalikuran mo.”

16. “hindi lahat ng hindi nagtetext, eh hindi unli. meron lang talagang mga tao na namimili ng itetext at nagpapamiss. hindi rin lahat ng nagtetext sayo eh naka-unli. meron lang ding mga tao na ikaw lang ang gusto at ikaw lang ang namimiss.”

17. “di dahil mukha siyang seryoso sa sinabi niya eh totoo na. kaya nga may konsepto ng “panloloko”, pinapaniwala ka sa bagay na hindi talaga totoo. minsan, kung ano pa yung bagay na seryoso eh yun ang ginagawang biro, at yung biro, siyang sineseryoso.”

18. “minsan masama ang eroplano.” - bakit masama? kasi pinapakita nila kung gaano kalayo ang lugar ng isa’t isa kahit nasa ilalim lang sila ng iisang langit.

19. “wag kang titikim ng masarap, para hindi ka maghanap. at wag mo sasarapan ang pagpapatikim, para hindi ka hahanap-hanapin.

20. "kapag handa ka nang iwan ang nakaraan tsaka ka lang magiging handing salubungin ang hinaharap." - joe chen.

21. Kung ang lahat ng ginagawa niya ay binibigyan mo ng kahulugan, konti na lang. DICTIONARY ka na.

22. Kung masaya ka, wag mo nang isipin kung bakit. Damahin mo na lang habang nararamdaman mo pa.

23. Kapag lalo mo siyang pinalalayo sa iyo, lalo siyang mawawalan ng gana para lapitan ka niya.

24. Alam mo ba na ang TAMPO ay mas special kesa sa GALIT? Kasi ang GALIT pwede kahit sino. pero ang TAMPO ay para sa taong hindi mo kayang mawala sayo.

25. "Ang buhay ay isang sugal, kailangang handa kang mawalan kung gusto mong magkaroon." - mahj-ONG.

26. "Matuto kang maghirap at magtrabaho, hindi lahat ng oras nasa taas ka." - gul-ONG.

27. "Ang lahat ay may katapusan, hindi maibabalik ng mga luha mo ang dati nang nawala." - kaba-ONG.

28. "Ewan ko sa inyo! Mga tarantado kayo!" - Bob Ong.

29. Bakit ba ang ibang tao mahilig magGM? Dahil ba ayaw niyang isend dun lang sa taong nilalaman nung GM niya kaya sinesend niya sa madami? Eh bakit naman yung iba ayaw makareceive ng GM? Kasi ba kahit di naman para sa kaniya natatanggap pa niya pero sa likod nun eh, umaasa siyang para sa kaniya.

30. A quote to live by. "Ang mabigat ay gumagaan, kapag binitawan." makes sense? Learn to let go when you're hurting too much.

31. Ayoko sana ikaw itext kasi gusto ko namimis mo naman ako at maramdaman ko na mahalaga rin ako sayo. Yun nga lang, sensya na di ako kasing TIBAY mo. Na masaya kahit WALA AKO. :(

32. May araw na masaya, mas masaya at napakasaya. Pero walang araw na malungkot. Mas masaya ka lang kahapon, kaya pakiramdam mo, malungkot ka ngayon.

33. Minsan, kahit ikaw ang naka'schedule, kailangan mo pa ring maghintay. Kasi hindi ikaw ang priority.

34. Maikling Panalangin sa Umaga: Panginoon, salamat sa pagtabi mo sa akin sa aking pagtulog. Salamat sa paggising mo sa akin ngayong umaga. Samahan mo ako sa buong araw. Ituro mo sa akin ang tama at dapat kong gawin sa bawat pagkakataon upang sa gayon ay matupad ko ang kalooban mo sa lahat ng panahon. Amen.

35. Hindi porket may tawagan kayo ay may ibig sabihin na sa kaniya. Minsan may mga bagay lang na kinatutuwaan lang niya at sa tingin mo lang ay nasa ibang level na.

36. "Ayokong makita mo akong nahihirapan kasi baka mas masaktan ako pag nakita kong wala kang pakialam." - Bob Ong.

37. Mahirap magtago ng isang sikreto lalo na kung ang sikretong itinatago mo ay ang mismong bagay na gusto mong ipagsigawan sa mundo.

38. Maaari ngang isang tao ka lang sa mundo. Pero maaari din namang mundo ka ng ISANG TAO.

39. Inspiring Quote: "Huwag pilitin ang ayaw, baka pumayag."

40. Minsan kailangan mong makalimot, para ikaw naman ang maalala.

41. Kapag mabagal maglakad ang nasa harapan mo, unahan mo tapos bagalan mo lalo sa harapan niya. Para maramdaman niya yung nararamdaman mo.

42. Pag nainis ka, magugulo buhok mo. Pag nagulo buhok mo, maiinis ka.

43. Ang paulit-ulit na karanasan ay may dahilan. Ito ay para turuan tayo sa mga bagay na paulit-ulit nating HINDI matutunan.

44. Hindi sa lahat ng pagkakataon, pag sinabing "ok lang" ay ok nga lang. Dahil kung minsan, ibig sabihin nun, "tiisin ko na lang, wala na ko magawa eh."

45. Kung ano pa yung PINAKAMAGANDANG nangyari sa buhay mo. Sa bandang huli, siya pang magiging PINAKAMASAKIT sa alaala mo.

46. Ayokong masanay sa mga bagay na kaya ko namang wala sa buhay ko. Dahil sa oras na nawala yon, mas mahihirapan at masasaktan lang ako.

47. EFFECTS of 7 DEADLY SINS:
  • SELOS, nakakawala ng tiwala sa sarili.
  • INGGIT, nakakawala ng pera sa bulsa.
  • GALIT, nakakawala ng ganda ng mukha.
  • KASAKIMAN, nakakawala ng kaibigan.
  • KATAKAWAN, nakakawala ng ganda sa katawan.
  • KAYABANGAN, nakakawala ng hangin sa kapaligiran.
  • KAHILIGAN, nakakawala ng enerhiya sa katawan.
48. Kaya nahihirapan tayo na magpatawad ng isang taong nakasakit satin ay dahil inilagay natin sa isip natin na tayo lang ang nasaktan.

49. "Nagiging kumplekado ang buhay dahil sa mga taong hindi naman matalino. Pero kung umasta parang alam nila ang lahat." - Jimmy Neutron.

50. Isipin mo na lang ikaw ang huling pahina ng coloring book niya. Makukulayan ka, maghintay ka lang. Pudpod na ang crayola pagdating sayo, pero sigurado ka naman na hindi na siya lalampas sa mga guhit mo. At wala ng next page pagkatapos mo.

English Friendship Quotes. 1-50.

1. With me, you don't have to be fancy or talk in a special way. You don't have to mind your manners or wear your best clothes and shoes. You don't have to pretend you're happy when you're feeling sad. With me, you can cry. You can laugh out loud. You can speak your mind or you say nothing at all. You don't have to try hard to impress me. 'coz with me, you can just be you and appreciate you for that.

2. spongebob: "what do you usually do when I'm gone?"
patrick: "wait for you to come back."
the true essence of friendship. simple yet so sweet.

3. i'm not a perfect friend. i'm the one who commit faults, the one who make mistakes, the one whom you'll never be proud of. i'm nothing. not PERFECT. but at least not FAKE.

4. a real friend is someone who tries to pick you up when you've fallen. and if they can't pick you up, they lay down right beside you.

5. what makes bonding special is the way each one remembers the other when they are apart and miss the talks, the laughs, and the times they were together. life changes but MEMORIES don't.

6. sometimes, the best way to stay close to someone you love is by being just a friend.

7. DISTANCE keep us apart. things have chance but whatever happens, one thing will remain. one thing is for sure. ako pa rin to.

8. "the single hand that wipes your tears during your failures is much better than the countless hands that come together to clap on your success."

9. don't walk in front of me, i may not follow. don't walk behind me, i may not lead. just walk beside me, and be my friend.

10. when i dies, you'll miss me. you'll realize how much i mean to you. my laughter, jokes, sweetness. you'll realize how much i care for you. wow naman! do i have to die first before you realize that?!

11. i may not have given what is expected from a friend. i'm human not perfect. but inside this imperfection, lies a heart that values you the best way i know.

12. i'm proud of myself coz i was given a chance to meet someone like you. whatever happens, i'll always treasure you coz i know i'll never have another you in my life.

13. when you're happy, who do you wanna be with? when you're sad, who do you wanna see? when you feel betrayed, to whom will you run to? i know, not me. but i can be. :)

14. the words that escape a friends mouth are "i'll be there when you say you need me." but the words that are unheard from a true friend's heart are "i'll be there whether you say you need me or not."

15. one day, all of us will get busy with our lives. no more drinking sessions, long hours of talk or even SMS. some will get married, won't have time. at such a day, you'll look outside your window and see the good old memories flash you by and you'll get a smile with a tear in your eyes and thinking, "i wish i could go back."

16. you don't need to hear my voice to know that i care for you. you don't have to feel my touch to know that i'm here for you. you just have to know that somewhere, somehow. i'm just here. caring quietly.

17. falling in love with a friend is such a romantic way of having the best partner in life. but sometimes, friends are only meant to be. friends.

18. "nothing's even more happier than to see a friend appreciates you in the smallest thing, accepts you in the times of hardships, comforts you no matter what, and simply because. they are happy for having you, rain or shine!

19. sometimes, the best way to stay close to someone you love is by being just a FRIEND. nothing more, nothing less.

20. "if your friend has done something wrong, you have to forgive him/her immediately by thinking you could have made the same mistake."

21. a good friend is like a computer. i ENTER your life, i save you on my heart, FORMAT your problems, SHIFT you to opportunities and never DELETE you from my memory! Ü

22. "the greatest value of having good people around you is not what you get from them, but the better person you become because of them."

23. "i'd rather treasure an enemy who frankly says that he hates me. that to keep a friend whose passion is to put me down secretly."

24. great friends are part of memories. time can never erase. when life is blessed with friends like you, there will always be sweet memories to look back on.

25. "the world's happiest friends NEVER have the same characters, they just have the BEST understanding of their differences."

26. Friendship. it is not finding gold or silver among the rocks of life. it's seeing each other as coal, until diamonds are formed through time.

27. friends are like crayons. they color our lives. i may not be your favorite color, but hope you will need me somewhere to complete your picture.

28. i wonder why Mr. Bean don’t talk that much, is he mute? but see. even if he doesn’t talk at all, he makes everyone laugh, right? and he never leaves his teddy behind. moral lesson: words aren’t too important to show you care and make others happy, at least you know how to show it.

29. FRIENDSHIP is a special kind of love, more than endless more than true. when friends part ways, no matter the distance, expect them to keep coming back to you.

30. you may not know life’s road will lead you but keep moving on, i can’t promise to wait for you at the end of the road. one thing is for sure, look back and you’ll find me walking behind you.

31. let me be your umbrella. i’ll shelter you from the rain. let me be your teddy, i’ll hug you when you are in pain. let me be your hanky, i’ll dry up your tears. let me be your friend and i’ll never go away.

32. in life you will realize that the people you meet have a purpose. some were put there to test you, some would use you, some would teach you, and some would bring out the better if not the best in you. some may even cause you pain and heartache but one must learn to move on. so let go of the people who can’t treat you right, and hold on to those who love you back and see your worth.

33. i admit that i’ll never be always be visible to you. or be able to give you a perfect care. but there is only one thing i can promise. “214” 2 be 1 of your friends 4ever.

34. friendship is not about the person you have known the longest, it is about who came and never left your side.

35. Value someone while you still have them coz you'll never know till when will they stay in your life. You may get tired of having them but at least be thankful that they never get tired of having you.

36. Friendship is like a relationship between the hands and the eyes. It's like when the hand gets hurt, the eye cries. And when the eye cries, the hand wipes its tears.

37. Five reasons why Boy Bestfriends are the greatest:
  • They make you laugh.
  • They are the sweetest when you cry.
  • They beg when you are mad at them.
  • They protect you.
  • And when they fall in love with you, it's absolutely true.
38. A guy and a girl can be just friends. But at one point or another, one of them will for the other. Maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, or maybe FOREVER.

39. A friend can replace any precious treasure. But all the world's treasures can never replace a friend.

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Monday, September 28, 2009

English Jokes. 1-42.

1. You might be single now. But who knows? The next day, the next morning, next year. Nothing has changed! You're still single. :D

2. I'M OPTIMISTIC. i don't worry too much about the people i hate right now. coz eventually, they're gonna die. and i'm patiently waiting.

3. once a boy asked God: "is it wrong to sleep with a girl before marriage?" God's reply: "No, it's not. But the problem is hindi naman kayo natutulog eh!"

4. gun can kill someone. fire can burn someone. wind can chill. anger can rage til it tears you apart. but the power of my APPEAL. wala! pati bacteria, tulala! :P

5. i'm sure you were born in this world as a cute baby! right? now that you've grown up, i have one question. "what happened?!"

6. teacher: what do you want to be in the future?
KIKO: i want to be a lawyer.
JUAN: i want to be a doctor.
NENA: i want to be a mother.
PABLO: me? i want to help nena!

7. What if you have a wooden car, with a wooden chair and a wooden ket? Malamang, it wooden start!

8. There are five secrets to happiness. No one knows them. Secret nga eh! Toh naman! Kung makapindot!

9. TRIVIA: Did you know that scientist found out that CUTE TEXTERS hold their phone with their left hand? Oh wag mo ng ilipat alam kong nasa kanan yan.

10. What is FOLLOWED? It is an act of going to a CP Center if your balance is 0. Example: "Manang, FOLLOWED nga po, P25."

11. The word "miss" is also part of the word "love". So when someone says I miss you! It also mean that they love you! Now why did I text you? Because, my load ako.

12. Do you know what VINE TEA is? VINE TEA actually is soak-lee, when your money is peep tea, then you load tar tea, your soak-lee is VINE TEA.

13. a fast beating heart doesn't always mean love. A blushing face isn't always a sign that you're in love. sometimes, LASING lang talaga.

14. Every good girl is looking for a bad boy who can spice up her life. But then again, every bad boy is just looking for a good girl who can change his world.

15. Can you pronounce good English? Read the following aloud:
  • wolf
  • woof
  • warp
  • roof
  • ruff
  • raft
  • work
  • wart
  • worth
  • wharf
Test Result: Good DOG! Stop barking na. Peace!

16. Who said that fill in the blanks is very easy? Sige, ikaw nga. Try natin, fill this blanks with YES or NO.
  1. 1. _____ I'm not a normal person!
17. When you want to make a difference, SUBTRACT.

18. MMDA (with pen & ticket) to a traffic violator:
MMDA: Name?
Foreign Driver: Wilhelm Von Corgrinzksy Pavacovitz.
MMDA: Ahhh. Next time be careful ha?

19. PROVE ME YOUR A TEXT MASTER. fucdriddismsgwidouthvngahedaikuracirtfydtxtadik
butfnotunmreprctishpeuhadanytymrfngdistrickncttymbpaientbbay.

20. "it's one in one" tawag ni Manny Pacquiao sa H1N1.

21. When your lips are silent, and youre eyes are closed, and your ears are deaf, it only means one thing. May discount ka sa jeep at bus! Disabled ka! Yabang, may discount siya!

22. Eat flush to my nose for time is tree the bay dead by too. Equals 9.

23. God saw your parents hungry, He created pizza. God saw they are thirsty, He created coke. He saw them walking, He created the car. He saw them without problem, He created You!

24. Why was white chocolate invented? So little black kids could have dirty faces too.

25. Alone? I'm here for you. In love? I'm happy for you. Hurt? You may cry on my shoulder. Need hug? My arms are yours. Need money? Wala si Alena. Namundok, umalis. Di niya number to. Who you ba?

26. A girld with some friends went to a bar. When she read a sign saying: BELOW 18 NOT ALLOWED. The girl said, "Hay naku! Wag na tayong tumuloy, SAMPU LANG TAYO!"

27. Bond the rat there at. Bomb the route they're at. Tararat tararat. Boom boom boom! Naaks! TFC Subscriber ka?

28. A policeman saw a little boy crying. He approached him and asked, "What's the matter boy?"
Boy: Huhu! MATTER is anything that occupies space and has mass.

29. Dad: (Holding two toys, letting his son choose) Barbie or Superman?
Son: Superman Dad.
Dad: Good. (Then he left)
Son: GWAPO MO TALAGA SUPERMAN! BAKAT NA BAKAT! SHET!

30. Teacher: Now, Pedro give me the opposite of this sentence. "Children in the dark, make mistakes."
Pedro: Mistakes in the dark, make children.

31. Teacher: If there were five birds on a fence. And you shot one, how many would be left?
Kid: None, as others will fly away.
Teacher: The answer is four, but I like the way you think!
Kid: I have a question ma'am. If three women are eating ice cream, one licking, one biting, and one sucking, which one is married?
Teacher: (Nervously answered) Well, the one sucking the cone.
Kid: No, you're wrong . The one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you think ma'am!

32. If you want to remove wrinkles, pimples, face marks and the seven signs of skin aging, try ADOBE PHOTOSHOP.

33. Question: Why men get out of bed in the middle of the night? 5% said, to get glass of water. 12% said, to go to the toilet. and 83% said, to get back home.

34. Student's prayer: Our prof who art in school, Holy be your name. Our MIDTERMS come and it will be done on test papers as it is on class cards. Give us this day, our daily grade and forgive us from copying. As we forgive those who copied from us. Do not bring us to TRES or SINGKO. But deliver us into DOS or UNO. Amen.

35. My pinciple in life: If someone throws a stone at you. Throw a flower at him BUT make sure the flower is still in the pot!

36. Come here! Take off your pants and get on top of me. Enjoy me until, you are totally satisfied. Lovingly yours, TOILET!

37. One night the boy was crying in the beach, the moon saw him and said, "Why don't you leave her if she only makes you cry?" The boy answered, "Moon, wish ko lang hindi ka nangingialam!"

38. "Fooling Her? ... Try Hid En Shulders!" - Manny Pacquiao.

39. PULIS: why did you kill your bf?
GIRL: he fetched me to the motel, removed my uniform, bra and panty, laid me on the bed, spread my legs and said.. JOKE LANG! feeling mo naman. :P

40. "me seeds" sabi ni aling dionisia ng tumunog ang phone ni manny. "manny! manny! may me seeds ka."

41. The truth behind the song ETERNAL FAME and who really sang it.
BULAG: close your eyes.
PILAY: give me your hand, darling.
BINGI: do you hear my heart beating?
BOBO: do you understand?
MANHID: do you feel the same?
DUKHA: am i only dreaming?
BUMBERO: is this burning? an eternal flame.
PIPI: say your name.
BALIW: sunshine through the rain.
KAWAWA: my whole life, so lonely.
ILUSYONADA: then you've come to ease the pain.
MARTYR: i don't wanna lose this feeling.
SALING PUSA: oooohh!
42. my mom said, if you're gonna make love with the person whom you love to much, do it wearing the safest thing. know what it is? "a wedding ring." HINDI CONDOM! :P

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English Cheesy Lines / Banat. 1-50

1. i won't change him, just to fit my ideal man. instead, i'll just adjust my standards for him so that he will be my ideal man.

2. he want to be my angel. who guides, follows and loves me. But how can he be my angel? kung ngiti ko pa lang, nadedemonyo na siya! XD

3. do you belive at loce at first sight? dahil kung hindi, dadaan ulit ako.

4. girl: are you satisfied that i'm your gf?
boy: hmm. not quite, there's one thing i want to change about you.
girl: so what is it?
boy: your surname.

5. Letters start with ABC. numbers start with 123. life start at conception. learning starts at failure. but my love, starts with you.

6. "mabait lang akong tingnan." in english, "i'm just good looking."

7. pwede ba tabi tayo sa exam? coz i feel perfect when i'm beside you.

8. a kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. so kapag di mo talaga masabi, halikan mo na lang!

9. LOLO: laro tayo.
LOLA: ano?
LOLO: kahit ano, wag lang taguan.
LOLA: bakit naman?
LOLO: because a girl like you is impossible to find. Ü

10. if you don't want to see me SMOKING, then you better find a way to make my LIPS busy!

11. a boy listed: 10 reasons why i should avoid her and not to be with her anymore:
  1. 1. she's clumsy!
  2. 2. she laugh and talk so loud!
  3. 3. she's acting like a little child!
  4. 4. she may kill me in shame everytime i'm with her!
  5. 5. she acts like a crazy one even though she's not drunk!
  6. 6. she's moody most of the time!
  7. 7. she's so unpredictable!
  8. 8. she's so bossy!
  9. 9. she's such a nager!
  10. 10. she's not even my girlfriend!
then he wrote, REASON WHY I SHOULD STAY SEEING AND BEING WITH HER:
i'm INLOVE with her. :)

12. no matter how strong we hold on still there comes a time that we suddenly fall. - lizard.

13. girl: you deserve everything and i deserve nothing!
boy: i am nothing. and you are my everything. do we deserve each other now?

14. If your crush keeps staring on you and you can't help but notice, just tell him/her this: "kalma lang makikita mo pa ko bukas. Wag excited."

15. When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart, when tears fall from your eyes, always remember two things. MAY ALENA KA! sila wala!

16. I may not be the one you'll choose to love and I swear it's ok, but trust me. I could be the best and perfect THIRD PARTY EVER!

17. Do you know who said this? "You'll never know what you have until it's gone. And once you lose it, you can never get it back." - SNATCHER.

18. A doctor can save my life. A lawyer can depend my life. A soldier can give me a peaceful life. But only man like you can give me meaningful life.

19. A guy asked a girl what's her dream wedding: "A wedding of elaborate elegance, a church filled with flowers and friends. How about you?" The guy answered, "One that will make you my wife."

20. Why is it that I must climb 100 mountains to get you. But all you have to do is SMILE to get me?

21. "If love is a game, I demand a rematch!"- banat ng di maka-move on.

22. If you wake up on a dark room with blood on it, don't be afraid because. You're inside my heart.

23. Trivia: Do you know that the word "pretty" has the same meaning with the word "me"?

24. If nothing lasts forever, would you be my nothing?

25. Me without you is like a sneaker without laces, a geek without braces and a sentence without spaces.

26. Boy: please whisper those three little words that would set me on fire.
Girl: okay. GO TO HELL!

27. Bagong kasabihan: "Pag iniwan ka ng mahal mo, never say die. Tomorrow is another guy."

28. I never dreamed of having HIGH GRADES. I just get them!

29. The best way to heal a hear that has been broken, is to kill that person who made it happen.

30. If you feel little bored, little sick, little sad, all lost. You know what's wrong? You are suffering from lack of Vitamin ME.

31. Meron bang course na BS Falling in Love Major in You?

32. I tried to be the sweetest girl for him. Unfortunately, diabetic pala siya. Kaya ayun, naghanap ng WALANG LASA!

33. Whenever I look at my palms, I wonder which of those funny, cute criss-cross line made me so lucky that I've met you.

34. There are only two times in my life I wanna be with you. NOW and FOREVER.

35. Wonder Girls may say, "I want nobody, nobody but you.." Then, the boys will reply, "I want your body, your body, not you!"

36. Am I a bad shooter? Because I keep on missing you.

37. Love is sweet when it's new. But, it is sweeter when it's true. And much sweeter when ALENA is with you.

38. If you'll ask me how many times he entered in my mind, I'll lie if I say many. Coz he just entered once and never comes out.

39. It takes more than a million people to complete the world. But it only takes HIM to complete mine.

40. Boy: Can I buy you shoes?
Girl: Why? I have loads of them.
Boy: It's just a way of thanking you for WALKING into my life.
Girl: Thanks. Wait, may I see the tag of your shirt?
Boy: Why? You're giving me another one?
Girl: I just wanna see is you are made for me coz I can feel it.

41. Boy: I'm invisible!
Girl: Nyek! Really?
Boy: Why? Can you see me?
Girl: Of course, I can see you!
Boy: Okay! 7pm, tonight!

42. A father said to his five year old son: "Did you know that the only word in the dictionary that starts with SU but prounouced as SH is sugar?" The son just smiled and said, "SURE?"

43. "Loving you caused me so much pain." - sabi ng teeth sa candy.

44. Guy: Hi. Didn't we go on a fate once? Or was it twice?
Girl: Must have been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

45. When I was a kinder, my teacher asked what I wanted to be when I grow up. I told her, "I want to be happy!" She scolded me and told me that I did not understand the question. I told her, "Being happy is beyond every noble profession that the world ever has."

46. Sabi ng teacher ko, kailangan ko uling mag-aral ng alphabet. Kasi, everytime I recite it I always miss U.

47. The most SELFISH line that I heard. But the SWEETEST line that everyone wants to hear from the one they love. "AKIN KA LANG HA?"

48. You're the perfect person that I knew. So sweet, so nice, always on my mind. So cute pa and very special! But there's something wrong! And that is, wrong send ako!

49. Science has proved that sugar melts in water. So please don't walk in the rain. Otherwise I will lose such a SWEET person like you!

50. If I could be any letter in the alphabet, I'd choose "V" so I can be next to "U". If I could be any note, I wish you're "RE" so you're always beside "ME".

English Love Quotes. 1-50

1. for sale: ONE HEART. horrible condition. will take anything for it. PLEASE: just cut it out my chest and end this suffering.

2. A bitter truth: if someone can't stop doing things that you don't want them to do. i only means that they love those things more than they love you.

3. i want someone who loves me when i'm around. and loves me MORE when i'm not.

4. sometimes, you don't have to hate someone for hurting you. and it's not proper to be bitter either. and the truth is, it's really a common mistake among us individuals. for we live with our expectations. we oblige others to love us back. for in the first place, we don't have the RIGHT. IT HURTS WHEN IT SOUNDS SO RIGHT. but that's life after all. ACCEPTANCE. and most of all, RESPECT.

5. why do we sleep in church but stay awake through a two hour movie? why is it so hard to talk about God but it's so easy to gossip? why is it so easy to ignore a Godly text message but resend the nasty ones? think about it, are you going to send this to your friends? or are you going to ignore this because you think you'll get laughed at? Jesus said: "If you deny Me infront of your friends, I will deny you infront of My Father."

6. one of the nicest things in my life is my connection with you. and even if i don't have a lot of messages to send, i want you to know how much i treasure you!

7. "if everybody deserves a second chance, would it mean we also have the freedom to waste the first one?"

8. somewhere between heartaches and waiting, comes the chance to be found by someone who can show you that you don't have to be just an option.

9. he used to be so sweet. everything seemed so nice when we're together. but suddenly everything changed. now, do i miss him? NO. i miss the person whom i though he was.

10. "i'll let him go for now, but it doesn't mean that i don't love him anymore. i'm just thinking of what might happen. maybe tomorrow. someday, in the time that we both don't expect. we'll just meet and maybe. just maybe, it would be OUR time again."

11. where is the most romantic place in the world? sunset at the beach? candlelit restaurant? moviedate for two? for me, nothing beats the foot of the cross where the lover of my soul gave his life for a sinner like me.

12. dislove, islove, thelove, bestlove, waylove, tolove, saylove, thatlove, ilove, rilylove, mislove, youlove, solove, muchlove. ngayon basahin mo ng walang love.

13. the best advice my father could give me when it comes to boys is that, "don't listen to everything he says, pay attention to his actions."

14. "go for someone who is not only proud to have you, but will also take every risk and do effort just for an hour to be with you."

15. "there are a lot of people who call you by your name. but there's only one person who can make it sound so special."

16. you can close your eyes to the things you don't want to see. but, you cannot close your heart to the things you don't want to feel.

17. love comes in the very unexpected time, and leaves you hanging unexpectedly.

18. wanna know what's weird? "it's when you are still communicating with the person you need to forget.

19. the spaces between your fingers were created so that another's could fill them in.

20. You know what’s the sweetest time of the day? It’s when you pray. Why? Because you’re talking to the one who loved you the most.

21. The worst deception: A guy can make you think he loves you, but he really doesn’t. And a girl can make you thinks she doesn’t love you, but she really does.

22. Behind every bitch there’s a man who made her that way. And with every “retired” bitch is a man who loved her even when she was still a bitch.

23. True love is neither physical, nor romantic. True love is an acceptance of all that is, has been, will be and will not be.

24. Two people will not be together for so long if they cannot forgive each other’s little failure.

25. A successful relationship requires falling in love many times. With the same person.

26. A person saw me trying to find something. She asked me what I was looking for. I answered, “my life” She asked, “Did you lost it?” I said “No, I didn’t. I just wasted it on someone not worth it.”

27. Forever is not a very long time for a person who deeply loves.

28. Always remember that if a person loved you once, even after a hundred years there will still be some of that love left. No matter how much that person denies it.

29. Don’t tie your heart to a person who has nothing to offer you. Let it go. It might hurt for a while but when you get over it, you’ll see. It’s better.

30. If you really love a person, you are willing to wait even how long it takes. You are willing to bare all the pain that awaits. Wanna know why? Simply because FOREVER is not a very long time for a person who deeply loves.

31. I get the best feeling in the world when you say hi or even smile at me because I know even if it’s just for a second, that I’ve crossed your mind.

32. Never play on someone who showed you what love means. Coz only when it’s too late that you’ll realize, you’ve lost something you would never ever have again.

33. Loving someone is just like heaven. But it hurts like hell.

34. Sometimes, two people have to fall apart for them to realize how much they need to fall back together.

35. It hurts to fall in love with someone who only sees you as a friend. But what hurts most is knowing that he loves you too but because of friendship, he denies it.

36. Finding a perfect love? There is no perfect love. The only thing you can do to make it somehow perfect is to be, SATISFIED with ONE.

37. It hurts to say goodbye to someone you almost give your life to. Knowing that life won't be the same without that person. But it's better to give up the feeling rather than to know you're the only one fighting.

38. "Maybe love is like the sun and the moon. Maybe they are not meant for now. But someday, they WILL." - Eclipse.

39. I've convinced everyone else that I don't like you and that I don't want you anymore. Now all I need to do is convince myself.

40. In the Greek Mythology, Humans are originally created with four arm, four legs and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate parts. Condemning them to spend their lives in search of their halves. Have you found yours?

41. Do you know what happens when you hurt people? They may begin to love you less and begin to forget that they loved you once.

42. "Love is like an oxygen. It could be the reason why you exist, you'll not notice it's presence. But you'll be bothered about it's absence. And if it's gone, you'll fight hard to have it back." - Chapter 10 "Real Dream", Tug of War.

43. Each time I miss you, a star falls down from the sky. So if you look up and find it dark, it is all your fault. You made me miss you too much.

44. There are two dilemmas that rattle the human brain. How do you get rid of someone who won't go. And how do you hang on to someone who won't stay.

45. They say, if love becomes painful it's time to let that love go and save yourself . But just keep this in mind, "If love is true, pain is never a reason to let go."

46. It's so much easier to say that you don't love someone. Than to explain to everyone all the reasons why you still do.

47. More often than not, you fall in love with a person you can't totally have. While the one who truly loves you remains either a friend or a stranger.

48. Never be fooled by your heart, because the real purpose of the heart is NOT to love. But to pump blood.

49. Never regret the things that once made you smile. Don't hate the players, just hat the game of what they call love.

50. How can you forget the person you really loved before. If, a single blank message, makes you fall in love again.

English Quotes. 1-50

1. a nice thought: Listen to your elder's advice. Not because they are always RIGHT. But because they have more experiences of "being WRONG."

2. It's completely hard to trust someone when everytime you try to, they start to lie again. what's the lesson? "just listen, but don't believe."

3. for those who believe, no proof is needed. but for those who don't believe, no proof will ever be accepted.

4. "A great personality will always make you more attractive than anyone who has a good-looking face."

5. there are things we regret, words we wish had gone unsaid, beginnings that had bitter endings, chances we threw away, signs we didn't seem roads we should have never taken, hearts we hurt needlessly, and wounds we wish we could mend. the past can't be rewritten, but it can make you stronger. be thankful for every change, every heartbreak, every scar. Pages were turned, bridges burned, but you? you have learned.

6. the secret of life is not just to live, but to have something worthwhile to live for. we only live once. but if we live right, ONCE would be ENOUGH.

7. Top 10 biggest BRAIN DAMAGING HABITS:
  1. 1. no breakfast.
  2. 2. overeating.
  3. 3. smoking.
  4. 4. high sugar consumption.
  5. 5. air pollution.
  6. 6. sleep deprivation.
  7. 7. head covered while sleeping.
  8. 8. working your brain during illness.
  9. 9. lacking in stimulating thoughts.
  10. 10. talking rarely.
8. "sometimes, it's better to be wrong. to know your faults." Ü

9. be strong. never tell yourself "i'm tired." the more you accept that thought the more exhausted you'll become. but if you tell yourself, "i can do even more to make myself successful!" you'll find out that there are no limits to what you can accomplish.

10. SIMPLE RULES IN LIFE. be brave. even if you're not, pretend to be. no one can tell the difference anyway. when playing games with children, let them win. when someone hugs you, let them be the first to let go. wave at children on a school bus. keep a notepad and a pen on your bedside table. million-dollar ideas sometimes strike at 3am. look at people in the eye. compliment the meal when you're a guest in someone else's house. don't expect life to be fair. smile, it's for free. Ü

11. in the case between cat and mouse, the mouse mostly wins. this is because the cat is running for its food and the mouse for its life. lesson? PURPOSE is more important than NEED. :)

12. we spend our whole lives telling ourselves everything happens for a REASON. when in reality, we are the ones who give reasons for everything that HAPPENS.

13. TODAY. don't think of saying any UNKIND WORD. think of the people who can't speak. don't complain about the FOOD you eat, some have nothing. don't complain about LIFE, many die young. when you're TIRED of your job, think of the jobless, the disabled and those who wish to they had yours. when SAD THOUGHTS seem to put you down, paint a SMILE on your face and thank GOD you're alive and you're still around. LIFE's a gift. LIVE IT WELL!

14. life is like a ball being dribbled. sometimes it goes up, but sometimes it goes down. but remember, "the harder you fall, the harder you bounce!"

15. "don't make a special person miss you too much. try to keep in touch. because missing oftentimes eventually leads to forgetting."

16. some people say you don't know what you have til you lose it. but it's not like that. you always know what you have. you just never thought you would lose it.

17. "sometimes you can't stop yourself from hoping for yesterday to come back. especially when yesterday was the only future you ever wanted and needed from the start."

18. when we get hurt, it is one way God is telling us that not all that's painful is bad or wrong. we get hurt so we'd never hurt others the way we where hurt.

19. "winners compare their achievements with their goals, while losers compare their achievements with those of other people."

20. "the minute you think of giving up, think of the reason why you hold on for so long."

21. "when you forgive, you set a prisoner free. and then you discover that the person was you.”

22. if you missed the beautiful star that GOD made this night, its ok. all you have to do is look at the mirror and see a real beautiful creation of GOD. "it's U!"

23. "you'll never know the real reason behind everything if you're not doing any move to discover it."

24. what is the difference between bravery, sacrifice, confidence and trusting? BRAVERY is saying NO to what you believe is NO. SACRIFICE is saying NO to what you think is YES. CONFIDENCE is saying YES to what you think is YES. and TRUSTING is saying YES to what you think is NO.

25. REALITY CHECK: “even a good player could someday be a toy of a better player. it’s called KARMA.”

26. “think careful and look forward to what may happen to the decision you will make because it may cause the the saddest part of your life.” - Paul McCartney

27. learn to trust the perfect time so you may discover that all the pain found in waiting has an awesome purpose.

28. never break these 4 things in life:
  1. 1. trust.
  2. 2. promise.
  3. 3. relationship.
  4. 4. heart.
coz when they break, they don’t make noise. but they hurt a lot!

29. 6 words women use:
  1. 1. FINE: this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
  2. 2. 5 MINS.: if she’s getting dressed, this means half an hour.
  3. 3. NOTHING: this is the calm before the storm. this means something, and you should be on your knees. arguments that begin with NOTHING usually end in FINE.
  4. 4. GO AHEAD: this is a dare, not a permission. don’t do it!
  5. 5. LOUD SIGH: this means she thinks you’re an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing there and arguing with you about NOTHING.
  6. 6. THAT’S OKAY: this means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistakes.
send this to MEN you know. to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology. send this to WOMEN you know. to give them a good laugh, because they know it’s true.

30. apologizing doesn’t always mean that you’re wrong and the other’s right. sometimes, you just value the relationship more that personal ego.

31. “uttering the word cannot definitely show the feelings enclosed within it.”

32. “there is no such thing as an attention span. people have infinite attention if you’re entertaining them.”

33. “do you know what’s hard after making other people happy?” it’s when they don’t realize that they also need someone to do the same.”

34. “moments we waste in anger and worries are actually moments of happiness we steal from ourselves.”

35. loving someone doesn’t need a reason. if you can explain why you love someone, its not called “love”, it’s called “like”.

36. “know me by what you see in me, not by what you hear from people. think of me as who i am not as somebody you want me to be.”

37. pride is not always negative. sometimes, it defines dignity.

38. if i could freeze time, i would freeze that moment we were together, there was so much i wanted to share, so much i wanted to say, but the one thing i couldn’t tell you was how much i wanted you to stay.

39. life is a gift that we must make the most of with every breathe we take. remember to cherish the hidden beauty in every moment whether it seems pleasant on the surface or difficult to work through. life has its trials, but it also has its rewards. in the face of difficulty, you will always come out ahead as long as you treasure the goodness of life and never lose sight of the joy and the wonder you truly deserve.

40. new day, new blessings. don’t let yesterdays failures ruin the beauty of today. coz each day has its own promise of love, forgiveness, joy and success.

41. no matter how crazy and funny the scenes around you are, it is useless without the person you want to laugh with.

42. “there’s nothing better than a world where everybody’s just trying to make each other laugh.”

43. “don’t give up when you still have something to give. because nothing is really over. until the moment you stop trying.”

44. we ignore the ones who adore us, and adore the ones you ignore us.

45. happy memories make us smile. but me? it makes me feel sad and later makes me cry. maybe because i just miss those people who brings happiness to me!

46. the specialty of KISS is when you type the word KISS in your mobile phone with dictionary on, it will automatically say where you have to KISS. i bet your gonna try this.

47. a smile in the morning is one way to start a good day. so smile as you receive my warm hello may god always guide you to fulfill all your work and task for today.

48. a happy heart is a good medicine and a positive mind works healing in your busy schedule. don’t forget to smile and have a good laugh. because it adds color to your life.

49. “no matter how smart you are, you can never outsmart what your heart tells you.”

50. “the loud voice of a man really shocks and threatens a woman but the silence of a woman tremendously shakes the consciousness of a man.”